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   messageicon She's not my girl but I get her to smile
←Rate | 07-09-2013 17:26 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates facebook! you ever go to click on someones name in chat n they log off.
←Rate | 06-17-2010 19:05 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
←Rate | 07-31-2013 07:02 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I only knew one LA Clipper fan before this season and he used to get made fun of everyday for it.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 18:58 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the angels ask what I loved most about life, I'll say you.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 15:33 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fathers day + My Birthday.. now thats what I call Sonday
←Rate | 06-14-2014 11:32 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon My life's great I'm just missing that significant other
←Rate | 10-23-2014 17:59 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.
←Rate | 10-22-2011 11:11 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon ↖↖↖↖↖↖↖↑↗↗↗ ↗↗ ↗ ←← my friends are awesome →→ ↙↙↙↙↙↙↙↓↘↘↘ ↘ ↘ ↘
←Rate | 10-23-2011 23:57 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon would be a hoarder but I cant find my wallet
←Rate | 12-03-2010 20:38 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody got snow blowers...Me all I got is man power a shovel.You wont see me in the gym gettin ready for Summer.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 09:23 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love when I post a status and someone copy's and pastes its and I get 4 thousand likes and they get two.
←Rate | 08-10-2013 08:25 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love when people comment on my winter weather from warm climates... "It's 80 here" and your inside on the Internet? Losers always lose
←Rate | 03-31-2015 19:44 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Froget Punxsutawney, I'm predicting March 21st.
←Rate | 02-02-2012 14:35 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon facebook should have a "like" button and a "like omg" for blondes
←Rate | 10-05-2010 00:59 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cosby Show Fact: Sandra and Elvans Children were named after Winnie and Nelson Mandela. #RIP
←Rate | 12-05-2013 17:17 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon haha yeah dude she talks about you all the time . .. . . she hates you..
←Rate | 07-08-2010 20:05 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes Lebron went to The Mets.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 16:39 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon snowed inn with his family a loaf of bread and 3 fish...uh what was that recipe again Jesus?
←Rate | 01-18-2011 07:53 by L Comments (2)  


   messageicon mama gettin a lil out of control with this mothers day thing , she want me to rub her feet.
←Rate | 05-13-2012 22:41 by L Comments (0)  



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