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   messageicon i keep getting all these popups...if this lasts 4 hours, I'm gonna have to visit WebMD
←Rate | 02-23-2013 02:22 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon this new "space force" we're going to have....will basic training include making the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
←Rate | 06-20-2018 03:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon forget senior discounts..Oj can get free stuff just buy saying something like "I'd kill to have some coffee right now"
←Rate | 07-25-2017 21:27 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon pro tip....today invest in buying Energizer & Duracell stocks
←Rate | 02-14-2017 00:27 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when idiots do the "Tide pod challenge" & a friend records it, are they POD casting?
←Rate | 01-24-2018 00:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon where's the CTRL, ALT and DELETE buttons on life?
←Rate | 04-14-2016 01:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see house flies in the house...horse flies near horses...so why do I never see dragon flies on episodes of Game of Thrones?
←Rate | 02-18-2018 19:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ego boost: put a bumper sticker on the car that says "honk if I'm sexy" & then drive very slow
←Rate | 12-09-2012 21:39 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Single Awareness Day ..... it's a S.A.D. day
←Rate | 02-15-2015 10:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why don't people do a "taser challenge" next & see what its like for epileptic people to suddenly have your arms & legs moving around uncontrollably?
←Rate | 08-22-2014 20:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon in the future i'm gonna be telling my kids "back in my day we sat the DVD player on top of the tv"
←Rate | 10-12-2011 14:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are some parents hypocritical..."don't lie to me or I'll tell SAnta on you"
←Rate | 09-21-2010 02:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon at the beginning of spongebob the captain guy says "i cant hear you"...the Verizon guy keeps saying "can you hear me now?"....i wonder if the 2 are on the phone together
←Rate | 02-24-2012 22:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon sometimes I wish life was like golf...id call MULLIGAN on some moments
←Rate | 09-27-2011 00:02 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching the charlie brown special...i think peppermint patty & marci are thankful for each other
←Rate | 11-24-2011 20:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon redneck word:debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
←Rate | 09-26-2011 01:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the irony is a group of blacks picked the white cotton guy out.....for life
←Rate | 04-29-2014 21:47 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon am I the only person watching Fuller House waiting for Bob Saget to tell the daughters how he met their mother?
←Rate | 02-27-2016 05:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon tonight we get to time travel & wont even need a delorean
←Rate | 11-05-2011 17:16 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Colorado or Washington girl scouts can make "special cookies" to sale along with the others
←Rate | 12-09-2012 04:33 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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