Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   You can always count on me to feel you up when you're feeling down

   You know what they say, once ya go black ..... you become a single parent

   What's with all the lame Obama jokes now? He's not been President for over a week. He's gone.....

   Pay no attention to anything I say when I'm drunk..or sober..or any other time.

   Waiter, bring me a bowl of turtle soup and make it snappy.

   Anyone ever notice the pro abortion crowd looks like they never "get any" in the first place?

   I took my ex out last night, it only took one punch! :)

   What's the difference between a druggist and a drug dealer? One sells drugs LEGALLY. What's the difference between an immigrant who came to the US lawfully, and one who snuck in? One's here LEGALLY. See?

   How soon can we start building a wall around California?

   Irony is their king is the biggest snowflake of all!

   America what is wrong with you?

   Why would anyone in the United States oppose an actual investigation into Voter Fraud? As William Shakespear once wrote .... "Methinks thou dost protesteth too much!"

   I think a true warrior for Women's rights would be fighting for the voices and rights of those millions of Unborn Women.

   Considering it's climate and geographical location, I am surprised at the incredible amount and gigantic volume of Snowflakes there are in California!!!

   Apparently America has a very difficult time understanding and differentiating between the simple terms "Legal" and "Illegal."

   Iran bans on all Americans from entering their country. So much for my "Tehran Endless Beach Tour". Sandy beaches, everywhere, as far as the eye can see. So sad.

   What bothers me most about liberal women, is that none of them are hot enough to be this stupid.

   We are building a fence and I'm gonna make my neighbors pay for it.

   Can we put a door in the wall so I can still get my yard mowed?

   Remember when Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in politics? Good times......