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The brownies I started making in my sisters Easy Bake Oven in 1977 are just about ready if you guys want one.
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01-04-2017 08:46
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I love pizza because it doesn't judge and tell me I'm doing it wrong when I eat it drunk.
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01-04-2017 08:49
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For next season's "Survivor" series, let's get 16 college millennials and force them to live in the real world.
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01-04-2017 09:02
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Actually,, I thought I was the only one who did not know the words to Mariah Carey songs.
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01-04-2017 13:19 by
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Samsung just announced a series of water resistant phones... Hmmm,, You may NOT want in a phone that sets itself on fire,, to be water resistant guys.
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01-04-2017 13:23 by
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I miss Rodney Dangerfield.... now there a great comedian.
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01-04-2017 14:12
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I saw the city workers putting up a sign on my street and it says Bumpy road ... so I put up a sign that says ,, FIX IT !
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Wondering why everyone says "I'm not worried about ME driving in the snow. It's all the idiots out there." At some point, someone has to be that idiot.
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01-04-2017 18:44
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Difference between Canadians and Americans Canadians say . How you doing eh ? Americans say . Hey how you doing .
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01-04-2017 18:47
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For next season's "Survivor" series, let's get 16 politicians and force them to live on minimum wage.
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01-05-2017 08:45
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Q: Why there are bomb blasts in Pakistan? A: The terrorists have opted to 'work from home' policy.
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01-05-2017 12:53 by
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Taking a bullet for someone is nothing. Take a nuclear warhead to the chest, now that's impressive....
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01-05-2017 19:49 by
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I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I'm certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake.
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01-05-2017 20:41
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Ever seen a human pyramid? Someone needs to explain to government and CEO's this concept. And about who falls farthest if any level fails...
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01-05-2017 22:18
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The biggest growth companies in D. C. right now are Moving Companies.
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01-05-2017 22:44
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US auto workers demand to be replaced by American robots, not those damn Mexican el robots.
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01-06-2017 00:36
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Verizon guy: Your new phone is water resistant. Me: Oh, good. Cuz I cry a lot.
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01-06-2017 00:45
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Dance like your hot cousin is watching.
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01-06-2017 04:28
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What this country needs is more unemployed politicians....
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01-06-2017 07:15
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Kids today are so coddled- Elf on the Shelf, Toy Story. In my day, if dolls magically came to life, they murdered you and everyone you loved.
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