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   messageicon The brownies I started making in my sisters Easy Bake Oven in 1977 are just about ready if you guys want one.
←Rate | 01-04-2017 08:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love pizza because it doesn't judge and tell me I'm doing it wrong when I eat it drunk.
←Rate | 01-04-2017 08:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For next season's "Survivor" series, let's get 16 college millennials and force them to live in the real world.
←Rate | 01-04-2017 09:02 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Actually,, I thought I was the only one who did not know the words to Mariah Carey songs.
←Rate | 01-04-2017 13:19 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Samsung just announced a series of water resistant phones... Hmmm,, You may NOT want in a phone that sets itself on fire,, to be water resistant guys.
←Rate | 01-04-2017 13:23 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss Rodney Dangerfield.... now there a great comedian.
←Rate | 01-04-2017 14:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw the city workers putting up a sign on my street and it says Bumpy road ... so I put up a sign that says ,, FIX IT !
←Rate | 01-04-2017 18:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering why everyone says "I'm not worried about ME driving in the snow. It's all the idiots out there." At some point, someone has to be that idiot.
←Rate | 01-04-2017 18:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Difference between Canadians and Americans Canadians say . How you doing eh ? Americans say . Hey how you doing .
←Rate | 01-04-2017 18:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For next season's "Survivor" series, let's get 16 politicians and force them to live on minimum wage.
←Rate | 01-05-2017 08:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Q: Why there are bomb blasts in Pakistan? A: The terrorists have opted to 'work from home' policy.
←Rate | 01-05-2017 12:53 by Bharatonline Comments (0)  


   messageicon Taking a bullet for someone is nothing. Take a nuclear warhead to the chest, now that's impressive....
←Rate | 01-05-2017 19:49 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I'm certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake.
←Rate | 01-05-2017 20:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever seen a human pyramid? Someone needs to explain to government and CEO's this concept. And about who falls farthest if any level fails...
←Rate | 01-05-2017 22:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The biggest growth companies in D. C. right now are Moving Companies.
←Rate | 01-05-2017 22:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon US auto workers demand to be replaced by American robots, not those damn Mexican el robots.
←Rate | 01-06-2017 00:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Verizon guy: Your new phone is water resistant. Me: Oh, good. Cuz I cry a lot.
←Rate | 01-06-2017 00:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dance like your hot cousin is watching.
←Rate | 01-06-2017 04:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What this country needs is more unemployed politicians....
←Rate | 01-06-2017 07:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kids today are so coddled- Elf on the Shelf, Toy Story. In my day, if dolls magically came to life, they murdered you and everyone you loved.
←Rate | 01-06-2017 07:53 Comments (0)  



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