Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   After 30 years of shopping, my wife still has nothing to wear today.

   Ladies, I'm renting myself out tonight, who needs a New Years Eve Date. . .

   2016 claimed another one...RIP Rhonda Rousey.

   I'm compiling my 2018 resolutions now, just because I know I can procrastinate some times..

   The Cleveland Browns have more wins in 2016 than Ronda Rousey

   Another celebrity just died this year....RIP Ronda Rousa Boxing Career

   I just found my old Boom Box up in the attic. Anyone have 56 D-size batteries I can borrow?

   my new years resolution is 1680 x 1050

   If the planet is 4 billion plus yrs old. Is 2017 really the correct new year. . .

   I hated hand-me-down clothing growing up ............. I had two older sisters

   The path to inner peace begins with 3 simple words....Not my problem.

   Sheldon Cooper has scored more than Ohio State did last night

   I'm feeling nostalgic. I remembered 2016 like it was yesterday

   Dammit .... I already broke my New Years Resolution

   I fell asleep at the wheel last weekend. My pottery was ruined.

   With the advent of the new year, we will see more technological advancements to make our lives easier. They will also be the cause of our ultimate demise. Everything has its price.

   So, have all you rocket scientists who were still shooting off fireworks at 4am get it out of your system till the 4th of July?

   Yet another celebrity death in 2016. RIP Mariah Carey's career!

   Mariah Carey didn't give the performance that 2016 wanted, but she gave the performance 2016 deserved.

   Well ... Maybe if I renamed my package "Facebook" she might actually get on it