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   messageicon was wondering why, after 68 days, none of those pulled from the mine in Chile had any facial hair. Then I remembered why....... they are only miners
←Rate | 10-13-2010 03:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just met a very nice man who said he loves children. Then I found out he was on parole for it.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 03:37 by JenGer98 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next up the mine is the only non-Chilean miner in the group... They should have saved him for last.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 02:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do I have to cry every time a miner comes out?
←Rate | 10-13-2010 01:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog. (^_*)
←Rate | 10-13-2010 01:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women, don't get a tattoo. That butterfly looks great on your breast when you're twenty or thirty, but when you get to seventy, it stretches into a condor.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 01:38 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The 1960's were when hallucinogenic drugs were really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the shows then like The Flying Nun.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 01:27 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon California is a nice place to live - if you happen to be an Orange.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 01:22 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm surprised there isn't a "ABC's Rockin' Chilean Miners Rescue Special" hosted by Ryan Seacrest.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 01:12 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon yo' momma's so poor, the rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white
←Rate | 10-13-2010 01:04 by Chunky Luv Comments (0)  


   messageicon The World Much Easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were still a FRUIT..:D
←Rate | 10-13-2010 01:03 by May Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw a picture of me at the costume store. Unfortunately its called the lonely, horny and drunk costume
←Rate | 10-13-2010 01:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear God, it's me again. Can you bring the toolbox? My life needs fixing.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 00:55 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
←Rate | 10-13-2010 00:52 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on..
←Rate | 10-13-2010 00:50 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Fb is stupid. Last time I tried changing my password to penis and Fb said it 'wasn't long enough'. How the hell do they know?
←Rate | 10-13-2010 00:49 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon You hate me? I didn't even know you existed.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 00:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How awesome would it would have been if David Blaine had somehow been the first one brought up out of the mine.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 00:37 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon and THAT is how the firecracker got in my pants doctor
←Rate | 10-13-2010 00:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sean Connery came round my house to put some shelves up. They weren't level, so all my ornaments fell off. He looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, "I'm ashamed of my shelf"
←Rate | 10-12-2010 23:03 by jimbo Comments (0)  



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