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What's the quickest way to lose 190 pound of ugly fat ? Divorce him
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10-16-2010 09:00 by
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If anyone from Chile ever asks me to play hide-n-seek, I am going to hide first cause those guys are good!
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10-16-2010 08:59
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BRB, I gotta go "rescue some miners", if ya know what I mean. hope they can swim...
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10-16-2010 08:09
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I need a conclusion that excludes you.
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10-16-2010 01:53 by
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maybe we can chug on over to mamby pamby land, where Maybe we can find some self-confidence for you, ya Jackwagon!! ...... tissue? ...... crybaby
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10-16-2010 00:31 by
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In a world without walls and fences - who needs Windows and Gates?
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10-16-2010 00:16 by
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There is nothing worse than the feeling of a cushioned toilet seat!
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10-15-2010 23:53 by
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I had a life once. Now I have an internet connection and a Mac book.
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10-15-2010 23:01 by
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maybe or maybe not feeling ambivalent today
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10-15-2010 22:45
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The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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10-15-2010 22:45 by
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I get grossed out whenever I see people who have not cleaned their ears since the Truman administration UGH!
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10-15-2010 21:57 by
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My neighbors girlfriend across the street is blowin Leaves...He's the Mexican that lives kiddy corner from me.
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10-15-2010 21:50
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My heart is on life support and I'm seriously thinking about pulling the plug and collecting the insurance money!
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10-15-2010 20:54
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I want to be a comedian so bad but I am afraid they will all laugh at me!
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10-15-2010 19:48 by
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will not be making any Christmas related status updates until December
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10-15-2010 19:32 by
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has just realized it doesnt matter if the glass is half empty or half full...either way it just means there is still room for more vodka!
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10-15-2010 18:57 by
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...so the stumbling Cowboys play the bumbling Vikings on Sunday. Uh oh. Somebody gonna be 1-4.
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10-15-2010 18:43 by
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If I aimed to please, I wouldn't piss on the seat.
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10-15-2010 18:04
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needs advice and help, but not from you.
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10-15-2010 17:56 by
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she should win a prize for making it through the whole week without stabbing someone with a fork!
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