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Man found hanged in his flat, 8 years after committing suicide. Sort of proves his point, really....... 
We Are More Brilliant Than Einstein And Newton.. It's Just that ...They Didn't Leave Anything For Us To Invent
Came Across a disclaimer that said "don't try this at home", so I tried it at my neighbor's house
Don't you hate it when You look horrible in a group photo and the person that looks good refuses to delete it
Famous deaths occur in threes. First Florence Henderson, and now Fidel Castro. There's a pattern here. The only one I can figure out that's the next has to be the meatball sub from Subway.
Castro Is Dead. Okay, all you Cubanos in Miami can go back now.
It is just me or when you turn off the computer by holding down the power button, it feels like I’m choking it to death.
When life hands you high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, ascorbic acid, maltodextrin, sodium acid pyrophosphate, magnesium oxide, calcium fumarate, yellow 5, tocopherol, and less than 3% natural flavours.........make lemonade.
I can never tell when one someone pokes me right back on facebook if they're really into me or has major OCD.
People think I'm not very bright because I spell cat with a k: cak.
Do white supremacists shop on Black Friday?
Bought some cheese at one of those fancy cheese shops today. It was legend dairy...
I try to live an #adventurous life but its hard to do it with $17 disposable #income a week.
Yes .... Math is Illegal in Kentucky!! 5 People in Kentucky were arrested last night in the latest Math Lab Bust. .... Either that or they're just crappy at spelling.
I can't wait for a empty Christmas wrapping paper tube to bonk someone over the head with!
My biggest pet peeve is that people expect me to remember their pet peeves. Please don't forget that!
I'm looking for funding to publish my last two status updates...
It's 4am...time to start my day. Milk the horse, pluck the goats, plow the chickens, etc. First day as a farmer doesn't sound that hard.
Never changing the oil in my car ever again! #NoDAPL
LOOKING TO PURCHASE A STRIPPER POLE, USED PREFERRED ( I like to lick them ;) :P )
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