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Netflix removed my 3 year old's favorite movie. THE APOCALYPSE IS NOW!!!
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10-08-2016 16:28
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Did you know that grapefruit tastes like it's trying to kill you.
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10-08-2016 16:29
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I try not to think about things I can't control like war and poverty and my personal life.
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10-08-2016 16:30
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Go ahead, criticize my overprotective parenting but no gorillas were shot on my watch.
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10-08-2016 16:31
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The best way to cook ramen noodles is to boil water, add noodles, wait three minutes, then try not to think about your life.
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10-08-2016 16:36
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I once saw Tony the Tiger and the Trix rabbit having Chex. It was grrrrrrross.
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10-08-2016 16:45
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We've spent years planning and preparing for the zombie apocalypse all for nothing......clowns....its gonna be clowns that finish us off.
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10-08-2016 17:18
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Hey, If American women are outraged at a presidential candidate's use of Naughty words .... Who the heck bought those ... 80 MILLION COPIES OF 50 SHADES OF GREY????
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10-08-2016 19:50
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My wife says we will only eat orange Skittles while watching the second presidential debate.
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10-08-2016 22:21
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I'm sure glad there isn't a microphone around to record every thing I say in private.
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10-09-2016 01:03
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hey didn't Bernie wright a fantasy essay in 1972 fantasizing about raping people? .... Naw .... Dems don't do stuff like that
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10-09-2016 01:10
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Hmmmmmm ..... One says nasty words ........ The other does Nasty things. I wonder which one would hurt you most.
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10-09-2016 01:29
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At this rate, it's starting to seem like Americans will be voting on which candidate to keep out of jail in November.
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10-09-2016 01:55 by
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Y'all freaking out about the clowns as if women aren't afraid of being murdered by strange men while walking alone at night all the time.
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10-09-2016 03:58
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Friend: I'm getting married! Me: Have you considered just letting a homeless man sleep on your couch, instead?
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10-09-2016 04:01
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Still trying to figure out what base "furniture shopping" is.
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10-09-2016 04:03
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If I ever become a ghost I'd wear something with pizazz, like a snazzy bow tie or something.
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10-09-2016 04:04
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I went into the bathroom without my phone and now I know all the ingredients of cleaning solutions.
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10-09-2016 04:06
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'What's your wifi password?' is a visiting child's new 'can I have a cookie?'
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10-09-2016 04:07
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I'm pretty sure the devil and the angel on my shoulders are secretly f**king.
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10-09-2016 04:08
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