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   messageicon eaten so much Halloween candy that next week it will look like I'm going through puberty again. Hey, maybe this time I will get boobs!
←Rate | 11-03-2010 21:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 21:02 Comments (1)  


   messageicon just watched half of The Social Network and I got to say to that point it is absolutely one of the most boring movies I have ever seen..right..I know it's more of a movie for academic queers
←Rate | 11-03-2010 20:29 by SLAYER Comments (0)  


   messageicon stupid campaign commercials. Because of them, Everytime before I "Like" someone else's status I say to myself. My name is 'X' and I approve this message
←Rate | 11-03-2010 20:16 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon stupid campaign commercials. Because of them, Everytime before I "Like" someone else's status I say to myself. My name is 'X' and I approve this message
←Rate | 11-03-2010 19:44 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that when I walk into a Walmart I feel like I should give the greeter my ticket for the freakshow I'm about to see?
←Rate | 11-03-2010 19:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to start a hospital and in my hospital when you are admitted you will be ask 2 simple questions. Do you go to church and do you believe in God? If you answer yes to both you are given a Referral to God Form and asked to leave property immediately
←Rate | 11-03-2010 19:07 by The Atheist Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 18:47 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Do you know why they call it "PMS?" Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 18:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not "professional" any more.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 18:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 18:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 18:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
←Rate | 11-03-2010 18:34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon "hi, you are through to the incontinence hotline..........can you hold please?"
←Rate | 11-03-2010 18:11 by lionel Cox Comments (0)  


   messageicon Either I am getting huge or Facebook decreased it's font size.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 18:03 by Piddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mr. President, please remove your hand from my pocket; I can stimulate myself.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 16:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 16:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hmmmm....what to do with this remaining roll of black duct tape I have now that Halloween is over?
←Rate | 11-03-2010 15:35 Comments (3)  


   messageicon If you can't beat 'em cheat 'em -Harry Ried
←Rate | 11-03-2010 15:20 by Michael Stanley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sarah Palin for President in 2012......The real end of the world.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 15:18 Comments (0)  



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