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Worst. Apology. Ever.
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10-08-2016 00:29
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The Orange man sure has a knack for sabotaging himself.
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10-08-2016 05:42
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What part of "billionaire playboy" don't you understand?
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10-08-2016 08:27
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Facebook live exposing sh*tty cellphones 2015
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10-08-2016 09:59 by
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Can we get judge Judy to moderate the next debate?
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10-08-2016 12:51
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Well .... That's IT ... It's the LAST STRAW !!! ... I'm now going to vote for the candidate who left people to die, Covered up her husbands Sexual Assaults, And Threatened National Security ..... Because that other candidate said some mean things.
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10-08-2016 13:04
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It would be cool if Ariana Grande were really fat.
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10-08-2016 13:22
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When someone posts a picture of their new car and you want to reply, "Congrats on your $600 a month payment!"
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10-08-2016 13:33 by
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Still not 100% clear on Applebee's BYOB policy.
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10-08-2016 16:16
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Perhaps it's time to cross-breed an octopus and a panda. Let me know if you're interested in a pretty amazing hug.
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10-08-2016 16:18
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When the power goes out my family and I play with our phones by candlelight like in the old days.
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10-08-2016 16:19
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If you start quoting The Bible to me, I'll assume the exorcism has begun.
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10-08-2016 16:20
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Now pretend I said that sarcastically and read it again.
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10-08-2016 16:21
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There is no way Hollywood could remake Scream for millennials because, none of them would answer the phone.
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10-08-2016 16:22
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I enjoy short walks into oncoming traffic.
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10-08-2016 16:22
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She calls it "making love." I call it "trying to destroy her."
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10-08-2016 16:23
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Just want to be rich enough to support my alcoholism with quality wine.
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10-08-2016 16:24
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Grocery Store List: -Bottle of Wine. -Wheel of Cheese. -Get Well Soon card (for myself).
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10-08-2016 16:25
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I have serious problems with intimacy and first impressions and friendships and strangers and everything else.
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10-08-2016 16:26
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My stripper name would be "Placebo Effect".
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