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Halloween, that magical time of year when I can buy 10 pound bags of candy and no one thinks it's "a huge red flag."
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10-07-2016 15:11
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Kim Kardashian blames herself for Paris robbery. No word yet on if she takes responsibility for the downfall of Western society.
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10-07-2016 15:14
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With its resplendent colors and invigorating chill, autumn is my favorite time to ponder my complete insignificance in an uncaring universe.
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10-07-2016 15:15
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Gary Johnson probably thought Kim Jong Un was the name of a new strain of weed.
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10-07-2016 15:17
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The scariest clown sightings so far have been the 2 running at the top of the Republican ticket.
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10-07-2016 15:19
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Nobody wants to hear anyone ever talk about "whipping out that Mexican thing again" unless it's homemade guacamole.
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10-07-2016 15:20
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Cured meats taste better than meats that are still sick.
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10-07-2016 15:21
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Mike Pence has a strong resume, including Governor of Indiana and Shawshank Prison Guard.
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10-07-2016 15:23
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Causes of childhood anxiety: 4% Bullying, 9% Inability to puncture a Capri Sun pouch, 87% Musical Chairs.
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10-07-2016 15:24
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Meteorologists advising people in path of hurricane to tie down things that can be picked up by winds, i.e. stray dogs, hookers, and vagabonds.
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10-07-2016 15:25
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The majority of people who are outraged about Benghazi can't even find Libya on a map. Or knew that Benghazi is in Libya til they read this.
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10-07-2016 15:26
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Geologists say the California earthquake will most likely happen this weekend due to earthquakes being too busy during the week.
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10-07-2016 15:28
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Kim Kardashian was robbed again in Paris because they needed re-shoots for her show.
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10-07-2016 15:29
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Just heard a character say "There are no do-overs" on a show about time travel. That's the whole point of time travel!
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10-07-2016 15:30
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I will start to worry when there are mime sightings in my neighborhood.
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10-07-2016 15:33
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Shouldn't we be protesting hurricane Matthew?...tree lives matter.
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10-07-2016 16:07
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No one respects women more than DT, because if they don't respect him he will grab them by the p@ssy."
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10-07-2016 17:15
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If anyone ever asks you what would Jesus do? Remind them that flipping over tables and chasing them with a whip is within the realms of possibilities...Matthew 21:12 :)
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10-07-2016 17:27
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The best thing about spotify, is that I can see who I could actually ride in a car with and not want to strangle before we ever go anywhere.
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10-07-2016 22:47
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I'm pretty sure I just heard the lady on the Clorox commercial tell me I can use their product to clean up a murder.
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