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   messageicon The nice thing about being overweight is, if challenged, you can crush the competition....on a lighter note, you can then finish your donut......
←Rate | 11-18-2010 00:24 by corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well aren't you just a waste of 2 billion years of evolution?
←Rate | 11-18-2010 00:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Go Fish is more fun to play if you add "yourself" to the end of saying it.
←Rate | 11-18-2010 00:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon you are not big boned, you are fat . . . Bones don't jiggle!
←Rate | 11-18-2010 00:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon this one's not funny, keep scrolling . . .
←Rate | 11-18-2010 00:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon knows that the bird is a word.
←Rate | 11-18-2010 00:02 by Mr.X Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks Katy Perry should be offered as a flavor at Baskin Robbins.
←Rate | 11-17-2010 23:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon today I saw a duck with a garbage bad around its neck, but instead of helping him, I sang the theme song for dark wing duck.
←Rate | 11-17-2010 23:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon says This Christmas, let's put misteltoe in our back pockets so all the people who hate us can kiss our..."
←Rate | 11-17-2010 23:29 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl: You have a big stomach, you cant even see your own feet! GUY: I let it get big like this so I won't have to look at your face while you suck my D***!..
←Rate | 11-17-2010 23:15 by SupaPimpInDaChi Comments (0)  


   messageicon By definition, shouldn't the word "unique" have zero synonyms in a thesaurus?
←Rate | 11-17-2010 23:00 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Living in Orlando makes me feel like I'm in a foreign country....which is PERFECT for Thanksgiving!!!
←Rate | 11-17-2010 22:29 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alright so I ended up taking part in national unfriend day... it's going to be awkward telling my cat he is no longer my friend.
←Rate | 11-17-2010 22:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon you can have my FourLoko when you pry it from my cold, dead drunk hands...
←Rate | 11-17-2010 21:25 by kauffman Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking the TSA needs to add a smoking section at security checkpoints I need a smoke after that "pat down"!
←Rate | 11-17-2010 21:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In line at walmart. The lady in front of me had a lawn chair, a can of beans and a box of that summers eve douche rinse. I'm afraid to imagine what her weekend might consist of
←Rate | 11-17-2010 20:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon made entirely of flaws but stitched together with good intentions.
←Rate | 11-17-2010 19:55 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Time to go give my sheets some a$$ and pillow some head...
←Rate | 11-17-2010 19:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is National Unfriend Day... but what if mother won't let me unfriend?
←Rate | 11-17-2010 19:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time a T.S.A. Agent touchs your junk... the terrorist win.
←Rate | 11-17-2010 19:44 Comments (0)  



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