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   messageicon wonders if there's an alternative to mistletoe. one that allows punching.
←Rate | 11-19-2010 11:11 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon has to go pee. and soon, or it's gonna be a BP
←Rate | 11-19-2010 10:58 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.
←Rate | 11-19-2010 10:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon supports the whole Movember concept but thinks it should be changed to Manuary
←Rate | 11-19-2010 10:43 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently 2010 is not the year for Miners.....
←Rate | 11-19-2010 10:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is just an oncoming train.
←Rate | 11-19-2010 10:09 by ginger curtis Comments (1)  


   messageicon yes I am crazy...whats your excuse? :)
←Rate | 11-19-2010 09:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not being weird. I'm being me. There's a difference. A small one, but still a difference
←Rate | 11-19-2010 09:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you smell cheese and see pizza ur hungry. If you smell cheese and see feet ur disgusted. Now make up ur mind will ya! Either you like the smell of cheese or not.
←Rate | 11-19-2010 09:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the best part of waking up is Folgers in my cup, I don't think I wanna wake up.
←Rate | 11-19-2010 08:48 by Lesley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good morning. Are you having TSA fantasies?
←Rate | 11-19-2010 07:51 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope every school yard bully finds the kid from the Toyota Highlander commercials and mercilessly beat him.
←Rate | 11-19-2010 07:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking we need to change the term "Big Brother" to "Creepy Uncle."
←Rate | 11-19-2010 07:32 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone who says onions are the only vegetable that can make you cry has never been hit in the face with a pumpkin.
←Rate | 11-19-2010 07:14 by Master Weeg Comments (0)  


   messageicon is hoping for some Salem style mayhem before having to sit through another Harry Potter snorefest.....Gandalf still owes me 8 bucks for the last one.
←Rate | 11-19-2010 05:04 by mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want my boss to tell my coworker to shave her mustache! If I have too she has to too.
←Rate | 11-19-2010 04:05 by Herbncheese/oscar Comments (1)  


   messageicon Auto correct can go straight to He'll
←Rate | 11-19-2010 01:42 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon As promised to Obama, Indians are creating jobs for americans. First recruit is Pamela anderson in Big Boss Season 4 ( Paid whooping USD 10 M per day for 3 days)
←Rate | 11-19-2010 01:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook will soon have to come with a warning label so they don't get sued! "Warning Facebook may cause some losers to stalk their ex's and cause them to have an asthma attack. If you have a tendency to be a stalker please do not use Facebook!"
←Rate | 11-18-2010 23:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not asleep... but that doesn't mean I'm awake.
←Rate | 11-18-2010 23:43 by TC Comments (0)  



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