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Rachel Maddow has a bigger Adam's Apple then I do. I'm just saying!
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... The Iranians say it was Ransom, One of the Hostages says it was Ransom,... But the guy that went on TV 57 times and said "You can keep your Doctor" .... Says it was a coincidence.
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08-05-2016 15:25
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According to WebMD, MedicineNet, Healthline, Mayo Clinic, Symptom Checker, NetDoctor, MedlinePlus, Johns Hopkins and InfoMedNet, I'm OCD.
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08-05-2016 15:36
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It's OK Adobe Flash, I'm always outdated too.
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08-05-2016 15:37
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Man who punched George Zimmerman in the face charged with being awesome.
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08-05-2016 15:38
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Ladies you know what tonight is...Olympics and Chill?
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08-05-2016 15:38
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Brazil tie with South Africa 0-0 in soccer at Rio Olympics. Not to worry, though: EVERYONE goes home with a free Zika virus.
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08-05-2016 15:39
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People think I'm a good guy but I used to have a Jar Jar Binks poster.
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08-05-2016 15:41
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Gum without the commitment: Mentos.
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08-05-2016 15:42
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Saw a woman pushing her dressed up cat in a stroller. When are we going to take mental health seriously in this country?
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08-05-2016 15:43
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As an adult male, I should have taken women's multivitamins as a boy to mature faster.
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08-05-2016 15:44
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Gang Initiation: Eat tortilla chips when you have a cut on the roof of your mouth.
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08-05-2016 15:45
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They don't warn of how powerful and invincible you feel wearing a rain poncho.
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08-05-2016 15:46
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A recent study shows that alcohol is a direct cause of 7 forms of cancer. And after hearing this bad news, I could really use a drink or two.
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08-05-2016 15:49
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Couples who smoke cigs together is like so Romeo & Juliet.
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08-05-2016 15:50
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Regardless of what you believe I think we can all agree that God is real and you're a Christian.
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08-05-2016 15:51
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MTV's show Pimp My Ride was just propaganda for everyone to get tweed seats.
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08-05-2016 15:52
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Hey automatic flushing toilets, I decide when I'm finished.
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08-05-2016 15:54
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Preparing for old age by sitting on a bench watching construction workers lay cement. This will be my joy one day.
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08-05-2016 15:55
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You can tell how rich someone is from their reaction when you tell them you had cheese toast for dinner.
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