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Nobody on Instagram wants to see your text messages.
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07-28-2016 20:47
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Only god, my parents, the court system, our government, my coworkers, that cute starbucks guy, and the rest of the world can judge me....
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07-28-2016 20:49
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Pleasant, 40ish, female seeks zany caper. Skills include the ability to identify ideas that are so crazy, they just might work.
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07-28-2016 20:50
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"I've never seen The Notebook or a single episode of Grey's Anatomy." -Me, flirting
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07-28-2016 20:51
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I just want someone to look at me like I look at bubble wrap.
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07-28-2016 20:52
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The first and last time that I went to Comic Con was when the guy at the costume store sold me a Catwoman costume telling me it was CatMan.
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07-28-2016 20:53
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It's been 3 years since I gave myself 1year to live after self diagnosing on WebMD and I'm still here defying the odds everyone. WINNING!
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07-28-2016 22:06 by
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If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
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07-29-2016 00:58
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My hobbies include reciting the side effects of artificial sweeteners during meals and maintaining a robust dislike of everything around me.
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07-29-2016 01:12
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So Hillary's VP plays harmonica. That's all we need. More blowing in the Oval Office.
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07-29-2016 09:31 by
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Whoa whoa, calm down Swiffer commercials, you're just a wet paper towel on a stick .
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07-29-2016 09:33
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Busy day at work today, a man was rushed to the hospital with 6 toy horses up his Butt. Doctors describe his condition as stable.
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07-29-2016 09:40
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If it's the thought that counts, I should probably be in jail.
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07-29-2016 09:59 by
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anybody else hoping to see John Hinckley Jr at the next Hillary rally?
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07-29-2016 14:48 by
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Follow your dreams. Unless you're a serial killer who wants to work in a circus as a knife thrower. That's just wrong, bro.
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07-29-2016 15:22
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Bad things to assume where my Facebook political rant is really gonna shake things up with this election.
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07-29-2016 15:27
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Sarah Palin claims Russia didn't hack the DNC because she can see them from her house.
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07-29-2016 15:28
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I am a male feminist because I have a genetic history of women in my family. As it turns out, my grandmothers and my mother were ALL women.
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07-29-2016 15:29
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I don't want to live in a world where HBO forces Sesame Street to cut Bob, Gordon and Luis but renews Ballers indefinitely.
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07-29-2016 15:30
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North Korea declares war against US. What did Seth Rogen and James Franco do this time?
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