Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Does chewing on a slipper while having sex count as 'doggy style'?

   Kids wonder about too many things for people who haven't been high.

   Apply NRA Logic To Anything: My best friend's cat would have been alive if he'd been able to defend himself against quantum mechanics.

   Question: Is military coup an option for the 2016 US presidential election?

   I think all 3 of my ex girlfriends have sold Herbalife, so yeah, I'm doing really great!!!

   Everyone is an atheist until you drop their baby....

   Done! Just completed my weekend to-do list from 2007.

   I'm old enough now to realize the only pork in "Pork and Beans" was an inedible piece of bacon fat

   The NRA finally said how to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun. It involves pigmentation.

   black lives matter on or off this week?

   Taylor Swift on an episode of Scooby Doo: “And I would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling Kardashians!"

   As you Mature... you learn that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them, hope they panic and give in.

   Why is it that BLM only protest when a black person is killed by a cop. Why are they not protesting in Chicago where 200 black kids are killed by 200 other black kids every day?

   Written within the Bible there are no "Black" or "White" Churches because the Messiah did not come to save "Skin" .... He came to save Souls.

   We know Black Lives Matter, we're just trying to figure out why

   ... Well .... For the safety of all in attendance ... I certainly hope the official Olympic Flame in Brazil will be comprised of a gargantuan industrial sized Citronella candle!

   BLM does realize there are Black Cops too ... Right?

   Black lies Murder ....

   I'm convinced that homeless people have all the shopping carts with 4 good wheels.

   Gettin' real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities.