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Mick Jagger to be a father at 72. Names Keith Richards child's godfather to ensure the child is brought up right long after Mick's gone. 
Every room is a panic room if you suffer from anxiety.
I grew up living Paycheck to Paycheck ...... NOW after a lot of very hard work and Perseverance ... I now live from Direct Deposit to Direct Deposit.
God gave his own Archangels Weapons ... Because even God knew you don't fight Evil with tolerance and understanding.
Military coup in Turkey. Terrorism in France. Massacre in Dallas. "Day Of Rage" across the US. Ghostbusters remake in theaters. I want to move....to a different planet.
"Hit em with the Hein!!"
What kind of jerk makes an anti-anxiety pill difficult to break in half?
If you don't think that time traveling is possible,, just start an argument with your wife.
Hoping people are not gonna play Pokemon Go during the Summer Olympics games in Rio... looking for Zikaachu..
Darwin would praise Pokemon Go for weeding out the weak links.
BREAKING: Chris Christie endorses Hillary Clinton.
Does anyone else think "Master of Fine Arts" sounds sarcastic?
I went to to gym today. Next week I'm going to get out of my car....
Picture a gang of criminals scanning an area for Pokemon before deciding to dump a body.
Always wonder how many drug users have heated heroin in the spoon I'm about to use to eat my cereal, in this motel room.
I'm self-employed and I can't believe my boss touches me inappropriately so often.
You're part of the problem if you post a click bait article on Facebook and don't give the ending forcing me to have to click it.
Aladdin is my favorite story about how anything is possible if you find a magical genie that grants wishes.
Just when you think the world’s gone crazy you find out Mick Jagger knocked up his 29-year-old girlfriend and everything makes sense again.
Forget a wall, we should just put caution tape around the borders of America.
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