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My phone dies quicker than the black guy in a horror movie.
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06-26-2016 23:06
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Nothing says "I'm way more confident than I should be" quite like men over 35 wearing Hollister tees and seashell necklaces.
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06-26-2016 23:09
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Before mowing the lawn I always spend an hour pricing goats on the internet.
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06-26-2016 23:12
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Based on the sounds coming from my neighbors house, they're either having amazing sex or putting together a dresser from Ikea.
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06-26-2016 23:18
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Miss those 90's thrillers when the bomb clock was still analog and only had three wires.
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06-26-2016 23:23
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If MTV landed on the moon again, would people even care?
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06-26-2016 23:28
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Wookies to the left of me, Ewoks to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle of Endor with you...
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06-26-2016 23:34
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...... Liberals to the Left of me .... Republicans to the right ...... Here I am ..... Stuck in the middle with you ......
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06-27-2016 00:26
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All aboard the disoriented express.....
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06-27-2016 09:46
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Ever been so juiced you started speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne?
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06-27-2016 09:53
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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest
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06-27-2016 11:15 by
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Someone's overfeeding that damn cat. I mean.. there's something like Stonehenge in her litter box.
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06-27-2016 19:32 by
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.... Everyone has that one person in their life that is lucky to be alive and is only still breathing because you can't afford a hit-man ...
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06-27-2016 22:36
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Money aside, what do you wish you had more of?All the money that you've pushed to the side
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06-28-2016 13:33 by
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Right now the most stable currency in the UK is the Cadbury Creme Egg.
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06-28-2016 14:14
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If you judge me by my before coffee state of mind, we can't be friends
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06-28-2016 14:14 by
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Sidenote #2: Always have your middle finger ready on standby.
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06-28-2016 14:34
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Visit Britain because it's finally sorta affordable.
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06-28-2016 14:36
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Dog farts smell worse than human farts because they've been in there seven times longer.
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06-28-2016 14:39
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The number of weeks sisnce giving up coffee is directly proportional to the number of people I've wanted to stab.
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