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Grandma told me good girls always eat a banana with a knife and folk
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06-25-2016 01:52 by
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Screw the government, let's all smoke weed this weekend
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06-25-2016 01:57 by
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Lest we not forget that Nicola Cage won an Academy award for best actor in a leading role for his role in the film Leaving Las Vegas in 1995.
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If you don't see Snowden as a hero please unfriend me,. Save me the trouble of finding out later that your just effin sheep of the media.
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06-25-2016 09:34
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I don't trust stairs. They always look like they're up to something.
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06-25-2016 09:41
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I don't trust the sun. Why can't we look directly at it? What is it hiding?
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06-25-2016 12:38
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The garbage man is late. I think he's been cheating on me with some other piece of trash.
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06-25-2016 13:17
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let's be honest .... nothing is as good as 90's nostalgia, Rocko's Modern Life over Sanjay and Craig any day.
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06-25-2016 18:33
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I finally found my girlfriends G spot.. Turns out her sister had it .
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06-25-2016 19:42
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..... Unfortunately in the real world an organization urging to SAVE Humanity ....... Sadly .... is almost always a front for a politically motivated group seeking to rule it.
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06-25-2016 20:55
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I wish getting rich was just as easy as getting fat.
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06-25-2016 20:59
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Teen Slang Update: "Bye, Felicia" has been abbreviated to "Peace, Feleesh".
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06-26-2016 01:37
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You can sponsor a child in need for the cost of a cup of coffee. I wanna help, but they really shouldn't be giving coffee to kids.
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06-26-2016 01:44
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Thanks to Brexit, British prostitutes are now a great deal pound for pound.
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06-26-2016 01:48
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Bad News: Britain votes to leave Europe. Worst News: Mississippi says they're staying in America.
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06-26-2016 01:50
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Scotland's in the middle of a couple's breakup and trying to figure out who they're still supposed to be friends with.
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06-26-2016 01:53
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Should you tell your neighbor that leaving their six porch lights on all day makes their Prius rather redundant?
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06-26-2016 01:56
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Brexit has inspired my wife to demand a sexit.
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06-26-2016 01:57
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Googling to find out what you just voted for....should be the last resort.
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06-26-2016 01:59
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Fan theory suggest Finding Dory takes place in the same universe as Finding Nemo.
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