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   messageicon Try this, the next time your friend is drunk, switch his/her mom's number with their girlfriend/boyfriend's...
←Rate | 12-19-2010 11:37 by Kelevra Comments (0)  


   messageicon - Why is it that if a guy proposes to a girl and she's refuses it's called 'wanting her freedom' and when a girl proposes to a guy and he refuses, it's called 'being scared of commitment'. =|
←Rate | 12-19-2010 11:32 by BeeTee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ctrl+V...Ruining every sense of originality since its invention.
←Rate | 12-19-2010 11:15 by Kelevra Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK Santa I followed your stupid rules all year...it was hard not killing anyone or punching anyone in the face but I did it.....so If Milla Jovovich isn't under my tree this year you'll be first on the hit list Fat Man!
←Rate | 12-19-2010 10:55 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I've Decided To Get MARRIED :All Women May Now FORM AN ORDERLY LINE...... .. Only The Most Beautiful Or The Very Rich Women Need Apply . . Please Send Me A Private Message With Your Photo or A copy Of Your Bank Balance ,The Winner Will Notified By email
←Rate | 12-19-2010 08:41 by Danny Comments (6)  


   messageicon wonders if vampires feed on diabetics when they feel like having candy!
←Rate | 12-19-2010 08:36 by Tarwadi Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
←Rate | 12-19-2010 03:20 by 420 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I don't care who you are, fatso, get that sleigh, and those reindeer, off my roof!
←Rate | 12-19-2010 03:19 by ichy1234 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Santa better take me off the naughty list or I will black out the moon on Monday night.
←Rate | 12-19-2010 00:41 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing been complaining?
←Rate | 12-18-2010 22:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just drank a sugar free, caffeine free, soda. I'm so happy that they finally found a way to bottle nothing but nasty aftertaste.
←Rate | 12-18-2010 22:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only one that flips back and forth like a little kid when I discover 2 radio stations playing the same song?
←Rate | 12-18-2010 22:25 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doin the same thing I do every night...Try to take over the world!
←Rate | 12-18-2010 21:15 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had a dollar for everytime that I wished I had a dollar......
←Rate | 12-18-2010 21:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Girlfriend told me to help her find a job that shows off her best qualities. I got her an application for Subway.
←Rate | 12-18-2010 19:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Word to the wise... Sending an engagement request to your girlfriends facebook is not a good way to propose
←Rate | 12-18-2010 18:50 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks spell check is for the week
←Rate | 12-18-2010 18:49 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon finding himself saying "never eat soggy worms," to remeber my easts and wests
←Rate | 12-18-2010 18:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon was surprised to receive a compliment about his VW Jetta today - especially at a Mazda/GM car dealership. The salesman said: "Well German engineering, you can't go wrong. I just can't believe they killed so many Jews. You have a Merry Christmas."
←Rate | 12-18-2010 15:51 by Charles323 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing brings out the worst in human nature like a crowded mall. :) I can't wait to start Christmas shopping!
←Rate | 12-18-2010 15:26 by Timoteo Comments (0)  



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