Whenever I'm drinking Vodka and eating Nacho flavored Doritos, I always seem to have to spend the next morning apologizing for things I said on Facebook. I guess I really need to stop eating Nacho flavored Doritos
The hospitals are running low on plasma and need donations. Apparently people bought more TVs for Christmas than they expected so they need to make more.
Someday we will be wheeling down the hall in that nursing home trying to have a race until the assistants come and take us to where we should have been
Note to self: If you ever accidentally bump into a person who looks just like the young woman who starred in "Precious", do not ask her if she's the young woman who starred in "Precious"....Geeeeeez