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   messageicon I am drawn to people that seek the truth, but avoid those that profess to have found it. Take a hint preachers.
←Rate | 01-09-2011 19:33 Comments (7)  


   messageicon You know you've been facebooking too much when you're watching TV and you try to unfriend a channel. 
←Rate | 01-09-2011 19:30 by Mike M Comments (0)  


   messageicon gonna go to church to confess my sins but I drank so much last night I can't remember them.
←Rate | 01-09-2011 19:30 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Turning on Parental Control...restricting my wireless network so my mother cannot go on Facebook at certain times.
←Rate | 01-09-2011 19:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was painting the ceiling when my wife comes in and asks if I'm holding the brush tight, I said yes, why? I was told, "I'm taking the ladder!"
←Rate | 01-09-2011 18:54 by @shaunpatrick01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like the way you think. It's almost as if you don't.
←Rate | 01-09-2011 18:54 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you go from a smarthphone to a regular cell phone, you are automatic taken back to 2003 where we all lived like savages
←Rate | 01-09-2011 18:53 by Bruno Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn't convenient at all.
←Rate | 01-09-2011 18:06 by Charles323 Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK, I just throughly cleaned out my truck from being on the road for 2 months working. What did I learn: 1) I should lay off the dollar menu 2) If TV series Hoarders, did a car edition they would ask me to star and 3) I am now getting 7 mpg more with all
←Rate | 01-09-2011 17:59 by eaglet1122 Comments (2)  


   messageicon i went up 2 my smartest friend and asked what does idk, g2g, and ttyl mean? and he said I dont know, got 2 go, and talk to you later. so I said fine! bye!
←Rate | 01-09-2011 17:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It has come to my attention that some of my posts or comments might have offended some of you. If I have offended you, I apologize. If I have NOT offended you, please be patient. I will get around to all my friends in the order received.
←Rate | 01-09-2011 17:39 by John MANN Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks we should go into the dressing room at Wal-mart and say..Ummm excuse me, do you have any toilet paper?
←Rate | 01-09-2011 17:13 by ape Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't use butter , doesn't use cheese, doesn't use jelly or any of these , only uses vaseline......
←Rate | 01-09-2011 16:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
←Rate | 01-09-2011 16:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon she wishes housework was as easy as cleaning out my fb requests
←Rate | 01-09-2011 15:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have.
←Rate | 01-09-2011 15:45 by Charles323 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎79% of accidents happen in the home.... Finally, good news for the homeless....
←Rate | 01-09-2011 14:41 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm deleting some friends off my facebook...you may not make the cut. You have been warned. Have a great day. :D
←Rate | 01-09-2011 13:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When God asks what you've done with your life, try not to say “Didn't you read my statuses?”
←Rate | 01-09-2011 13:13 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I sleep on my side, do the "ZZZZs" turn into "NNNNs" ?
←Rate | 01-09-2011 13:08 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  



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