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   messageicon irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 15:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know I'm drunk when it takes me longer than three seconds to figure out what's happening when I walk through a fan blowing air at me
←Rate | 01-10-2011 15:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one wants to work. Work sucks, it's just that eating thing we all like to do
←Rate | 01-10-2011 15:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Legally,It's questionable. Morally,It's disgusting. Personally,I like it.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 15:34 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon The US president should have lead the country today in a moment of PRAYER; then out of respect for the 6 people who lost their lives and the 19 people wounded, the non-believers could have exercised their right to SILENCE.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 15:33 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Why do men complain about women nagging when it could all be solved so easily? DO IT THE FIRST TIME WE ASK!
←Rate | 01-10-2011 15:31 by AlliB513 Comments (0)  


   messageicon believes insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it. ツ
←Rate | 01-10-2011 15:28 by Charles323 Comments (0)  


   messageicon snow on da ground, snow on da ground, lookin' like a fool with yo car spun around.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 15:28 by ape Comments (0)  


   messageicon you wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating Fruit Loops on your front porch.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 15:07 by @mntnbikerbw Comments (2)  


   messageicon will not discriminate against the following: race, religion, sex, or creed. However UGLY... I have to draw the line somewhere!
←Rate | 01-10-2011 14:59 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Status will update in 5 minutes...If not, read this again...
←Rate | 01-10-2011 14:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can still see my feet, so seconds is still allowed.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 14:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just found out I'm the tallest midget in the world
←Rate | 01-10-2011 14:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people should not be allowed to have cell phones in their cars. Not me though, I can drive with my knee.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 14:31 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone makes a valid point, you don't just get to say 'hater' and walk away feeling like you've won. If you say: 'you're just a hater' they should take away your right to vote or own property.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 14:28 by @HumbleFighter Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing in my cupboards is a pregnancy test….. Dam it now I have two problems….
←Rate | 01-10-2011 14:16 by Shane Buttler Comments (0)  


   messageicon When in doubt, make the jerk-off hand motion.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 14:02 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon If my wife ends an argument with "Fine, do what you want!" I'm pretty sure the words "If you do, I'll stab you in your sleep" are implied.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 14:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I knew you'd be back." -The Drawing Board
←Rate | 01-10-2011 13:55 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if dyslexics can truly appreciate alphabet soup...
←Rate | 01-10-2011 13:50 Comments (0)  



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