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Be nice to nerds, Chances are you will be working for them.
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01-16-2011 08:56
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anyone on Myspace anymore? I wonder if Tom is on facebook....
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01-16-2011 08:44 by
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I bet the zodiac killers brain is about to explode.
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01-16-2011 08:42
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Sometimes while I drink my morning coffee I stare out the window think to myself "F#&k, thats a lot of snow!!"
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01-16-2011 08:17
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Heard more dead birds were found in Pittsburgh and Atlanta last night
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01-16-2011 05:17
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You know that look women get right before they want to have sex? Me neither.
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01-16-2011 03:03 by
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The hypocrisy of some on the LEFT has no bounds.
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01-16-2011 00:52
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I hate grocery shopping because I'm no very good at predicting what I'm going to feel like eating in a few days.
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01-16-2011 00:23
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Hey Facebook, is it possible to cram a few more ads on my "new" profile page?
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01-16-2011 00:22
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The worst part about waking up alone is not having someone to kick out of bed to make me coffee.
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01-16-2011 00:18 by
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An angry mob of nerds can be dangerous. The only thing stopping them from tipping cars is physical ability.
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01-16-2011 00:17 by
Marshall the Great
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bets there's no problem finding salt for the roads when it snows in Margaritaville
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01-15-2011 23:11
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If it bleeds, we can kill it.
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01-15-2011 23:10 by
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More birds dying in packs. This time in Atlanta
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01-15-2011 22:43
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The most effective part of bringing my laptop to the coffee shop so I can "work" is the "lying to myself."
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01-15-2011 21:20 by
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***WARNING*** The National Weather Service has issued a Falling Bird Warning for Chicago on Sunday. Falling Seahawks could be heavy at times especially around the Soldier Field area. Heavy accumulation is likely!
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01-15-2011 20:01 by
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When something bad happens you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you, or you can let it strengthen you.
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01-15-2011 19:08 by
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while I drink my coffee, I oftentimes stare out the window and ask myself: Am I attractive enough to prostitute?
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01-15-2011 16:08 by
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"A man must be Big enough to admit his mistakes, Strong enough to fix them, & Smart enough to listen to me next time!"
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01-15-2011 15:23 by
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Life is short...Break the rules, forgive, love, laugh, and never regret anything that made you smile!
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