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I really think that our Presidential Election is going to be decided by a "Yo Momma" competition on Comedy Central.
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04-05-2016 15:16
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Currently helping my son look for his chocolate that I ate last night.
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04-05-2016 20:33
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I may be mean but at least I use my fcuking blinker.
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04-06-2016 09:55
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snapchat is creating it's own brand of human beings separate from the rest of us, people who think dog filters and squished faces are cool
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04-06-2016 12:29
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If the right to vote was taken away from anyone convicted of a fenoly we would never have another democrat president again.
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04-06-2016 18:24
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After all the eating I have done this winter, I am happy to report my flip-flops still fit.
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04-06-2016 18:28
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Heart pounding, pupils dilated, fingers trembling, dry mouth, sweaty palms, rising feeling of panic... Where the hell has my phone gone?
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04-06-2016 19:49 by
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Oh man, all nation are drunk crazies.
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04-06-2016 21:45
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Anything can be toilet paper if you're brave enough
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04-06-2016 22:28
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Judging people by their race and sex is wrong, I wish you privileged white males would get that!
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04-07-2016 05:45 by
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Everytime I see a mattress on a car, I always think it's a prostitute making a house call.
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04-07-2016 05:51
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When a woman carries a keg of beer over her shoulder, never question your relationship status....yep she's a keeper!!!
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04-07-2016 05:53
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If you call your boyfriend/girlfriend "bae" one more time, I hope a deer kicks you in the genitals.
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04-07-2016 05:55
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I love eating ice soup the day before every pay day.
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04-07-2016 05:57
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Attention Ladies: A male marathon runner takes a mid-race break for a burrito and beer, sure sounds like a perfect guy to date.
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04-07-2016 06:00
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Interesting Fact: 87% of people are happily single because they don't want to share their pizza with anyone.
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04-07-2016 06:02
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I like to believe that somewhere out there the British Lindsay Lohan (from the Parent Trap movie) has managed to live a more stable life.
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04-07-2016 06:08
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"Please sir, I have a family." - Waiter pleads as he continues to grate cheese onto your plate in a dark empty restaurant, hours after close.
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04-07-2016 06:18
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Why do porn sites have a "Share to Facebook" button?!?!
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04-07-2016 06:20
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Remember: No matter what anyone tells you, you are not worthless. Organs go for a lot of money on the black market.
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