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   messageicon "Windows is waiting for the program to respond." Funny... So am I.
←Rate | 01-18-2011 22:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just did my own personal training session w a CrossFit trainer. Rowed 500m, 40 air squats, 30 full sit-ups, 20 push-ups, 10 overhand pull-ups. 5min 23 seconds. Then crawled to the bathroom to dryheave.
←Rate | 01-18-2011 22:47 Comments (2)  


   messageicon What's this ♫♪ 'Crazy little thing called Love'? People say ♪♫ 'Love will keep us alive' but then ♪♫ 'Too much love will kill you'.... now 'I want to know what love is'. ♪♫
←Rate | 01-18-2011 22:24 by AssWhole Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one dies a virgin, life screws us all
←Rate | 01-18-2011 22:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says hey your quite a celbrity around here we even have a drink named after you. The grashopper says wow you got a drink named Steve.
←Rate | 01-18-2011 22:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has mixed his Ativan with Nyquil...and thinks he just saw Elvis making a grilled cheese in his kitchen...
←Rate | 01-18-2011 21:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders who is going to play the chick with the 3 boobs in the Total Recall remake... (o)(o)o)
←Rate | 01-18-2011 20:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss the simplicity of 90s.. I also miss the fact that artists in the 90s actually got "talent".
←Rate | 01-18-2011 20:43 by Julius Andres Comments (2)  


   messageicon very sure her exhusband is smiling at his girlfriends new red hair because now she resembles me even more.
←Rate | 01-18-2011 20:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i like my suits like I like my women..... double breasted
←Rate | 01-18-2011 20:32 Comments (4)  


   messageicon someday everything will all make sense
←Rate | 01-18-2011 20:29 by fjb Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I will post on a friend's wall because a really ugly person just did I want my pic to look good next to it in comparison. And if the next person thats posts is ugly....bonus!!
←Rate | 01-18-2011 20:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
←Rate | 01-18-2011 20:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
←Rate | 01-18-2011 20:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
←Rate | 01-18-2011 20:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most people find it difficult to accept change. But from my experience its impossible to get strippers to accept it.
←Rate | 01-18-2011 20:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Confucius says ....well nothing anymore actually. The man has been dead since 479 BC!
←Rate | 01-18-2011 19:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was 18 I used to worry that I didn't do it enough, now that I'm over 40 I worry I might have to do it.
←Rate | 01-18-2011 19:34 by Bill C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank you drive thru worker man for not only making me ask for ketchup but for also giving me only 2 packages for my large fry.
←Rate | 01-18-2011 19:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon somedays you're the duck, somedays you're the goose.
←Rate | 01-18-2011 19:06 Comments (0)  



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