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geta Life opinions can be hilarious. Like thinking yours is going to stop us.
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Sorry Syracuse, but if I wanted to see an Orangeman lose by that much, I would just check the general election polls!
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04-02-2016 23:38
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All the keyboard warriors these days... SMH. They all probably get scared $h!tless when the toast pops up..
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04-03-2016 10:02
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The Americans are the only ones in the world that think their elections are actually real . Everybody else just sees different fingers off the same corporate puppet . .
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04-03-2016 14:25
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You really understand how drunk you are when you're peeing...
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04-03-2016 15:14
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If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Genocide.
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04-03-2016 15:29
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The flowers are blooming. The grass is green. The popcorn is ready. Baseball is back. Another excuse to drink more beer....
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04-03-2016 15:31
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If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims.
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04-03-2016 16:43
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Hugs that turn into sex? Where do I get those? Mine always turn into "Let me go or I'm calling the police!"
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04-03-2016 17:05
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I read that cucumber slices over your eyes reduce puffiness and wrinkles but they just made me drive into a tree
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04-03-2016 19:38 by
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If Obama was so great, why do you need Bernie or Hillary to fix things?
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04-03-2016 19:52
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I was going to smoke a joint with some Mexicans. I asked if any of them had papers and the all ran away.
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04-03-2016 20:19
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The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.
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04-03-2016 20:56 by
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It took dozens and dozens of flushes, but my guinea pig's funeral is finally over.
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04-03-2016 21:10 by
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Duct tape can't fix stupid Hillary Clinton supporters, but it can muffle the sound.
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04-03-2016 22:13 by
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Some people think they are champagne in a tall glass, when in actual fact they're luke warm piss in a red plastic cup.
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04-03-2016 23:43
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If I ever use "there" instead of "their" and "your" instead of "you're" in the same joke here, I've been kidnapped and am signalling for help....
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04-04-2016 01:42
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Oh I so enjoy reading on weekend nights on things that I could have been doing.
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04-04-2016 01:44
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I played an April Fool's joke on my landlord by not paying rent....I am wondering if this eviction notice is the real deal.
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04-04-2016 01:46
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Perfect Pickup Line For April: "I want to do to your body what the IRS does to your income."
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