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   messageicon a Japanese Atheist. He doesn't believe in Godzilla.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 13:48 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon From what I can tell, a Boomerang is just a Frisbee for people who don't have any friends...
←Rate | 01-26-2011 13:30 by scottyp Comments (3)  


   messageicon Boy.... That sure is a lot of attitude for someone wearing panda ear rings.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 13:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cincinnati Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco to change last name back to Johnson. This must be one of the big changes promised by the team......WTF!!
←Rate | 01-26-2011 13:07 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon They should make Vodka ChapStick
←Rate | 01-26-2011 12:16 by letsfly Comments (1)  


   messageicon attention is the fuel that feeds immaturity.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 12:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you need any more proof that people's self perception is skewed, just look at their avatars. How you weigh 500 lbs but your avatar is 120 lbs. at best?
←Rate | 01-26-2011 11:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon come here girl,you trust me dont you ?"yes",good,now close your eyes and smile like a donut .
←Rate | 01-26-2011 11:17 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Window shopping is a pane.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 10:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2 tickets to Paradise and isn't taking you.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 10:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching the movie 'Alive' is making me cold, thirsty and cannibalistic
←Rate | 01-26-2011 10:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sorry, Talking to you seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 10:00 by Will Comments (2)  


   messageicon Mirrors don't talk, but lucky for you they don't laugh either
←Rate | 01-26-2011 09:54 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today's secret word is "Drama". If you hear somebody say it scream real loud and knock them out. Ready? Go try it.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 09:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 3 ways to die early. smoking = 5 years early. alcohol = 10 years early. loving someone who doesn't love you = you die daily.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 09:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am so happy to hear that curiousity killed the cat. For a while, I was the only suspect..
←Rate | 01-26-2011 08:59 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I could afford the wood I would have your mouth boarded up!!!
←Rate | 01-26-2011 08:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im so FU***ing tired of this snow that I just ripped all of my kids possessions (books , Comforters etc) that have any type of reference to SNOW WHITE... yeah..F**ck her too!
←Rate | 01-26-2011 08:55 by CHICHI Comments (1)  


   messageicon You're 10 years old and have a laptop, iPod and BlackBerry. Dude when I was 10 I had pokemon cards.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 08:45 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been f***ed up by Karma so many times I could write the KaRma Sutra by now…
←Rate | 01-26-2011 08:42 Comments (0)  



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