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wearing his ninja shirt today. It has ninjas all over it, but most people just think it's a blank shirt.
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01-31-2011 11:36 by
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Like if you thought you hit "Tab" and you typed your password at the Username tab for everyone to see!
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01-31-2011 11:25 by
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Kate Middleton has asked the Queen for advice on her marriage and the Queen said "Wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off."
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01-31-2011 11:09
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Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't, they'd be married too.
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01-31-2011 11:07 by
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Men in 20's play football, men in 30's play cricket and men in their 40's play Golf. Have you noticed the older the men the smaller the balls?
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01-31-2011 11:05
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All good things must come to an end, I just want to know when they start!
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01-31-2011 10:49
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My girlfriend is still mad at me because I called her fat last month! Well, you know what they say... Elephants never forget.
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01-31-2011 10:09 by
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Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened to someone else and you have the photos you can upload and tag them in on Facebook.
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01-31-2011 09:46
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How awesome would it be to buy a universal remote and stand outside your neighbors window and change the channel when they are watching soaps??
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01-31-2011 09:44
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I am a wizard with the ladies. Okay, well, I can make them disappear.
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01-31-2011 09:40
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if people were as nice to each other in real life as they were in Facebook comments, think how different the world would be.
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01-31-2011 09:36 by
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Sorry, everyone, it looks like my Facebook account was hacked by vodka last night...
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01-31-2011 09:34 by
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If they made a remote control to find remote controls, I'd probably lose that too.
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01-31-2011 09:33
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My wifes sister sat on my glasses and broke them earlier,I was was so pissed of....Though to be fair it was my owne fault for leaving them on.
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01-31-2011 09:28 by
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What comes after 3D, scratch and sniff?
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01-31-2011 09:21
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Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love, because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall.
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01-31-2011 09:21
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Chicks dig it when I stretch out before showing off my dart skills.
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01-31-2011 09:20
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Everyone's suitcases all look the same. That's why I always pack my stuff in a treasure chest.
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01-31-2011 09:20
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My greatest regret in life is not being a billionaire.
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01-31-2011 09:18
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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
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