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01-31-2011 19:26
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There is really a Miss Facebook beauty pageant. I wonder if the bathroom pictures are scored lower?
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01-31-2011 19:15 by
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No man has ever said to a woman, "Not tonight honey, I have a headache."
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01-31-2011 18:52
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How do you walk like an Egyptian in 2011? You don't. Running across streets, flipping cars, and setting fires are the prerequistes
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01-31-2011 18:29
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says if there were no bad parents, there would be no good strip clubs!
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01-31-2011 18:25 by
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Dear IRS: First of all, you should know I filled my form out with my middle finger.
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01-31-2011 18:10 by
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The coolest part about wallet chains is that they let potential thieves know your wallet isn't worth stealing.
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01-31-2011 18:06 by
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I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
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01-31-2011 18:02 by
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it might just be me, but oranges from the tree at the cemetary seem a little sweeter.
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01-31-2011 17:06 by
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If something I said can be interpreted two ways, and one way makes you sad or angry...I meant the OTHER way...
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01-31-2011 16:17
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O' HAPPY DAYS , first an ice storm followed by a whole month of black history month !
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01-31-2011 15:59
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and the #1 reason a beer is better than a woman.....Its a beer!
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01-31-2011 15:42
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in a bar the other day. "make me a zombie", "god beat me to this" said the barkeeper
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01-31-2011 15:34
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The Beatles saved the world from boredom. - George Harrison
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01-31-2011 15:32 by
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Ok... Where do these people come from that just wake up and say "Ya know, I don't think I can live without purchasing a BMW station-wagon". Really? THAT'S the luxury vehicle of your dreams?
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01-31-2011 15:30 by
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Seems to me if you really want to meet a celebrity your best shot is by going to rehab.
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01-31-2011 14:51
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What's uppp? Yup, I just tripled p'd my up. Next I might just double stack my o's, nO?
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01-31-2011 14:50
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Happy 11 White History Months
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01-31-2011 14:37 by
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My dad probably can't beat up your dad anymore.
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01-31-2011 14:29 by
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thinks that it's no coincidence that there are no z's in insomnia.
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01-31-2011 14:27 by
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