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Of course the snow is really "coming down" out there. What? As opposed to it going up?
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02-02-2011 06:53
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President Obama is celebrating Black History Month, but just for the first two weeks.........
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02-02-2011 06:38 by
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For those men who don't pee in the shower, I SALUTE you!!
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02-02-2011 06:21 by
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My wakeup song this morning was Strokin IT by Clarence Carter!!!! Must have been all that wishful dreaming last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02-02-2011 06:20 by
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Groundhog just slid a note under the door that read 6 more months winter. Don't worry I've got my shotgun and I'm asking him again.
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02-02-2011 06:04 by
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Happy Groundhogs Day. No way Phil is coming out of his hole today.....
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02-02-2011 05:57 by
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Two winners for mega millions. One in Indiana and one in Michigan. I hope they both lose their tickets in the snow!
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02-02-2011 05:48 by
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Women need a reason to have sex.. Men just need a place
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02-02-2011 05:21 by
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This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather
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02-02-2011 05:01 by
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I think this whole verify your account thing is a bunch of garbage. So I'm not going to follow the crowd and "verify" mine...so if you lose me as a friend I guess they were serious lol
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02-02-2011 03:38
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happy CAPS LOCK DAY
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02-02-2011 03:15
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Hosni Mubarak should have listened to me when I told him to get rid of that Justin Bieber song from his i-pod playlist
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02-02-2011 02:46 by
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PROUD to be serving as a Paratrooper in the U.S. Army Infantry....
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02-02-2011 02:24 by
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COOL TIP: If a homeless person is ever asking you for money, cut them off and say "hey do you got a dollar". (This usually throws them off)
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02-02-2011 00:15 by
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I guess tomorrow they're going to change the little guy's name to Punxsutawney Popsicle.
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02-01-2011 23:35 by
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My liver is so cute when it's all like... "Oh God!!! someone please help me!"
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02-01-2011 23:12 by
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this is going to be a long black history month of hennesy, watermelon and friend chicken
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02-01-2011 22:57 by
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do they name cyclones after women because it comes, takes all your stuff and leaves
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02-01-2011 22:40 by
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I'll have to google this to be certain, but I don't think a witches tit is this cold.
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02-01-2011 22:31
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I hate being bi-polar. It's f@#king awesome!!!
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02-01-2011 22:26 by
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