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   messageicon does anyone else think that Bert and Ernie weren't so much 'funny ha ha' as they were 'funny...well...you know...
←Rate | 02-02-2011 17:17 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon we got about 18 inches of "global warming" on the ground now...
←Rate | 02-02-2011 17:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't blame me for your lack of self-esteem... That's why it's called SELF-esteem.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 17:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon WARNING: If you get a message from somebody and it has the subject title "Link to Ashley Simpson videos", DON'T OPEN IT! It's not a virus or anything, but her music is terrible.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 16:56 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife and I have are talking about renewing our vows. Or as I like to call it, getting a double life sentence.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 16:40 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the I in "I love you" becomes more important than the "you," the word in the middle just fades away.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 16:39 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Damn!! My internet is running slower than a turtle with 3 broken legs and a massive head injuty--doesn't it know that I am a FB addict?
←Rate | 02-02-2011 16:38 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish some people could actually see their personality when they look in a mirror.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 16:37 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon i'm like an ostridge, i'll stick my head in any dirty hole
←Rate | 02-02-2011 16:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Alaska, please refrain from gifting your weather next year.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 16:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Taco Party outside Bill's office Right now!
←Rate | 02-02-2011 15:41 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Getting 3 inches of snow per hour. My front yard looks like Charlie Sheen's coffee table.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 15:34 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I could just harness the powers of that groundhog to predict the future...I'd be unstoppable...and I could dig like a mother fu@ker too...
←Rate | 02-02-2011 15:18 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pajama jeans (pajamas that look like jeans)...the selling point...regular jeans are hard to put on, tight and uncomfortable...I think maybe just buying the next size up in jeans would solve the whole problem yes? just saying....
←Rate | 02-02-2011 14:48 by recoil Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK I get the "Deaf Child Area" sign .. but how the heII am l suupposed to know which kid it is?
←Rate | 02-02-2011 14:47 by Zoltar Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Egyptians, please chill the f**k out while we consult our groundhog for advice.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 14:21 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon in a relationship with Facebook and It's Complicated...
←Rate | 02-02-2011 14:06 by NightBandit Comments (0)  


   messageicon My next door neighbour's battery went in his Smart car today. I had to give him a jump start from my iPod.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 13:54 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Internet Explorer - the best browser in the world for downloading Firefox.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 13:50 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon After four centuries, the semicolon has finally achieved it's true calling: helping people wink online. ;-)
←Rate | 02-02-2011 13:47 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  



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