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   messageicon What I typed to text my wife: Getting BK (Burger King) now. What auto-correct on my iPhone tried to change it to: Getting BJ now. Thankfully I checked it before I hit send...
←Rate | 02-07-2011 13:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just when I thought Roethlessberger couldn't look anymore like a douche he goes and proves me wrong by shaving his beard....
←Rate | 02-07-2011 13:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon still trying to use The Force to start my car...
←Rate | 02-07-2011 13:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's Black & Gold???? The teeth of Roethlessbergers cell mate......
←Rate | 02-07-2011 13:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This just in.... kleenex has reported a shortage of tissues due to all the steelers fans running to the store to buy tissues to dry their tears..... Packers WIN!!!!!
←Rate | 02-07-2011 13:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have the cape... I make whoosh noises...
←Rate | 02-07-2011 12:39 by @Torren_T Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it's smart that Pittsburgh fans carry yellow crying towels to soak up their tears.
←Rate | 02-07-2011 11:20 by @920MichaelBrown Comments (1)  


   messageicon Although it's true that when I think about you I touch myself, it usually involves a sharp instrument to the heart region…you know, as a reminder….
←Rate | 02-07-2011 11:11 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon on the positive side, somewhere in a third world country people now have these sweet Pittsburgh steelers Superbowl champions shirts and hats to wear!!
←Rate | 02-07-2011 10:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who wants to replay the Superbowl next weekend, just so we can have another party?
←Rate | 02-07-2011 10:08 by @Bdog712 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why they sell windshield washer fluid in a gallon container, but the reservoir in vehicles only holds 7/8 gallon.
←Rate | 02-07-2011 10:01 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Are there any times in your life you wish you could just forget? Ummmm, like for instance, when that guy sucked the cheese off that other guy's finger in the Doritos commercial? I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
←Rate | 02-07-2011 09:11 by acreak Comments (1)  


   messageicon says yeah, yeah Aguilera messed up the lyrics, probably because she was afriad of getting sexually assaulted by the Roethlisberger...
←Rate | 02-07-2011 07:57 by JackM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got a Valentine card in the mail today from my ex who wants me back. Sorry Verizon its not happening. You should try and move on without me.
←Rate | 02-07-2011 07:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There once was a team called the Steelers, who thought they were real death dealers. Then out of the back came the Big Green Pack and turned them all into squealers!
←Rate | 02-07-2011 06:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning are 2 Hearts and a Diamond, and by the end all you want is a Club and a Spade!
←Rate | 02-07-2011 05:34 by isay Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I spent as many hours learning how to play guitar as I do on Facebook, I'd be ready to take over from Gary Moore by now. RIP mate :(
←Rate | 02-07-2011 03:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon and the moral of the story is........Rapist don't win Super Bowls!!!
←Rate | 02-07-2011 01:19 by Joel Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chrysler,Eminem Imported From Detroit one of the best commercials ever
←Rate | 02-07-2011 00:46 Comments (2)  


   messageicon My husband understands that when we argue, and I say "Fine, do what you want." I really mean "If you do that, I will stab you in your sleep."
←Rate | 02-07-2011 00:46 by RC Comments (0)  



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