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I think we should line up all the presidential candidates and see which one a dog doesn't bark at. That person should become president.
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01-26-2016 13:49 by
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Martin Sheen would be the best President, let's all vote him in.
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01-26-2016 16:02
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Did Bernie Sanders wander off from the nursing home again?
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01-26-2016 16:53
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Bernie Sanders says feel the Bern but it's really Bengay
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01-26-2016 16:56
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Does Dunkin Donuts make a body spray?... *Asking for a friend..
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01-26-2016 18:04 by
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[dog on trial for murder]... Lawyer: Who's a good boy?... Dog: I am... Lawyer: Your honor, I rest my case....
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01-26-2016 18:09 by
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MARY: I'm worried Joe,, I found 4 bottles of wine in his room... JOSEPH: They were just water when he went in there, I'll have a talk with him.... *from upstairs* YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
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01-26-2016 18:22 by
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[knights of the wobbly table].... "Can we get some more napkins over here?"
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01-26-2016 18:23 by
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In a final selfless gesture, Abe Vigoda will be donating his ear hair to Locks Of Love.
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01-26-2016 18:45 by
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I apologize a lot for someone who is always right.
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01-26-2016 19:15 by
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Bernie Sanders is proof that the Vietnam war took America's Best and Brightest
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01-26-2016 20:48
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Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up.
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01-26-2016 20:55 by
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I don't want to be friends with someone any longer. Do I lend them money, or tell them how I really feel about their spouse?
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01-27-2016 00:52
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Admit it, we all have that special someone we'd visit if given a tank to drive for a day
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01-27-2016 00:55
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“We don't lick people!” - Lies adults tell kids
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01-27-2016 01:09 by
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Once I run out of the reasons to argue that's when I'll divorce
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01-27-2016 01:13
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We always want what we can't have. In my case, it's silence.
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01-27-2016 01:16
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If you see a grown man swinging in a playground by himself you know you're about to die.
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01-27-2016 01:42
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Does anyone know if oral $ex is Gluten free. Asking for a friend. . .
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01-27-2016 06:51 by
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finish your salad. a thousand islands died to make that dressing.
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01-27-2016 12:26 by
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