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I Swear This Is The Last Time I Watch Groundhog Day
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01-25-2016 17:05 by
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You can stick your marshmallow world and stick it up your marshmallow ass.
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01-25-2016 17:33
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wait till they get a load of me.. or is that from me.. I can never get that line right
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01-25-2016 17:47
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The definition of Vegetarian is an Indian word for bad hunter. . .
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01-25-2016 18:13 by
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I'll bet the same guy that named the fireplace named Newfoundland.
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01-25-2016 18:57 by
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My birthstone is just a frozen pizza.
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01-25-2016 19:03 by
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FYI,,, Bobcat is just short for Robertcat. ...*Science.
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01-25-2016 19:06 by
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I used to be f#cking stupid, but her and I broke up about 10 years ago. . .
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01-25-2016 19:46 by
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Anyone planning on watching Lucifer tonight? Just to clarify, I'm not talking about the new TV show on Fox, I'm talking about Hillary Clinton at the Democratic Town Hall debate on CNN.
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01-25-2016 19:54 by
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Look on the bright side, Hillary. Nelson Mandela did get elected president until after he'd served 27 years in prison.
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01-25-2016 20:21
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I'm going to hang a Batman outfit in my closet to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.
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01-26-2016 00:19 by
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Bernie, Bernie, oh Bernie Sanders....he's such an angry old man who needs his medication.
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01-26-2016 04:14
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Bernie Sanders need to start drinking decaffeinated coffee.
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01-26-2016 04:15
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So it seems Serena Williams continues to live inside Maria Sharapova's head rent-free.
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01-26-2016 04:17
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If you would vote for Hillary Clinton, it's only obvious that you are in a long distance relationship with reality.
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01-26-2016 07:49 by
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Imagine being 5 minutes from the end of the longest movie ever & it starts over because it forgot something. That's my kid telling a story.
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01-26-2016 08:19 by
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People who try to test my patience don't realize it's an exam I don't plan on passing
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01-26-2016 08:25 by
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Thankfully, my Guardian Angel gets Hazardous Duty pay.
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01-26-2016 09:14
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My cat probably thinks I'm cleaning my ice cream...
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01-26-2016 10:45 by
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Hillary : I think it's time for a woman in the Oval Office. Bill: To late.
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