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   messageicon Instead of celebrating Valentine's Day this year, I'm celebrating Discount Chocolate Tuesday.
←Rate | 02-12-2011 17:17 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saved a bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms
←Rate | 02-12-2011 17:09 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon OMG! I just had a full grown GOOSE poop on my windshield! Looks like I just got egged. Go back to Canada!
←Rate | 02-12-2011 15:44 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music
←Rate | 02-12-2011 14:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Devil doesn't like Heavy Metal music, he listens to Barry Manilow. I have proof.
←Rate | 02-12-2011 14:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm thankful for Facebook. Before, I would just scream out my thoughts to anyone who would listen.
←Rate | 02-12-2011 14:08 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why would you try to avoid risks in life? To make it safely to death?
←Rate | 02-12-2011 14:02 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently Diet Pepsi has come out with a new "skinny" can...does that mean regular Pepsi will be coming out with a new "fat-ass" can?
←Rate | 02-12-2011 13:59 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon #LOST its like an EX girlfriend.. You enjoy remembering all the six years you had.. Until you get angry and how the Ending was!
←Rate | 02-12-2011 11:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Darn it! Everytime I google "Google applications" I get a link to google search engine. I'm trying to get a job at Google but finding at application to fill out is impossible!!
←Rate | 02-12-2011 11:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon living in a van....down by the river!
←Rate | 02-12-2011 10:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Will not post anymore about snow after this post telling others to stop posting about snow.
←Rate | 02-12-2011 10:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Statistics show that 5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette
←Rate | 02-12-2011 10:47 by aleks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry folks, Have to RUN, my parole office is knocking on my apartment door..........
←Rate | 02-12-2011 09:59 by Peter Gillespie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're old when getting lucky means you actually found your car in the parking lot
←Rate | 02-12-2011 09:42 by oldman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fatigues kind of like Scrubs but for killing people
←Rate | 02-12-2011 09:35 by Zen262 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drink up! Its somebody's birthday today!!
←Rate | 02-12-2011 09:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heat wave....ts above 25 degrees for the 2nd straight day!!
←Rate | 02-12-2011 08:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey there, I'm your hopes and dreams, I won't be around for long so lemme make this quick. I am being destroyed by everyone. Mostly the president. And shake-weight.
←Rate | 02-12-2011 08:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I feel like I understand it all...And then sometimes De Speaka No Englis
←Rate | 02-12-2011 08:33 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  



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