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   messageicon I just found my old Boom Box. Anyone have 56 D-batteries I can borrow
←Rate | 12-27-2015 13:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The NFL has decided that the Washington Redskins do not have to travel to Dallas next weekend to play the Cowboys due to the fact that we already won the NFC east.
←Rate | 12-27-2015 16:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know xanax and chicken are both gluten free?..... *This diet really isn't that difficult.
←Rate | 12-27-2015 17:47 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judges 19:22-30New International Version
←Rate | 12-28-2015 10:06 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Opinions don't affect facts, but facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational
←Rate | 12-28-2015 10:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't see faith healers working in hospitals, just like you don't see psychics winning the lottery every week.
←Rate | 12-28-2015 10:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many selfies does it take to get to the center of attention?
←Rate | 12-28-2015 10:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why regret anything, because at one time it was exactly what you wanted...
←Rate | 12-28-2015 15:03 by Scmc1st Comments (0)  


   messageicon True,you do sign up knowing you could die as a Seal. But,when Hillary signed up to do her job she failed and covered it up with lies
←Rate | 12-28-2015 15:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hillary is a super good person and would make a fantastic president not to mention a great piece of azz.... said no one EVER.
←Rate | 12-28-2015 15:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're so old, that when you were young, rainbows were black and white.
←Rate | 12-28-2015 17:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever wanted to post something but just didn't know what to say so you just didn't post anything
←Rate | 12-28-2015 17:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I literally have no idea what day it is...zero
←Rate | 12-28-2015 23:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My New Years resolution is to never make New Years resolutions!
←Rate | 12-29-2015 08:14 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when people ask me "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?". I mean, seriously, I do not have 2020 vision!
←Rate | 12-29-2015 17:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon At some point a man realizes he's better off with a sane 6 or 7 than a crazy 9 or 10.
←Rate | 12-29-2015 17:54 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Clapping is just high-fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments.
←Rate | 12-29-2015 19:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex got me arrested cause I used to sit outside her house all day. She thought I was stalking her but I wasn't, I just had her WiFi pass.........
←Rate | 12-29-2015 23:23 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon American Police Force giving ISIS a run for its money in the brutality department.
←Rate | 12-30-2015 00:15 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you can't tell the difference between delivery and digiorno, there's a good chance you've been fooled by a tranny once or twice as well.
←Rate | 12-30-2015 09:28 Comments (0)  



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