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Never take failure to your heart and success to your mind.
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02-18-2011 10:14
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anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
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02-18-2011 08:44 by
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When I'm sad I just sing, and then I realize my voice is worse than my problems.
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02-18-2011 08:42 by
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I'm not shy. I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.
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02-18-2011 08:42 by
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Dear NASA, Your mum thought I was big enough. Sincerely, Pluto.
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02-18-2011 08:24 by
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Sometimes I wish that automatic doors would appreciate my existance...
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02-18-2011 07:03
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Church sign reads, "Look at what's missing from ch__ch
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02-18-2011 00:58
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was editing my profile and couldnt figure whether to put masturbation under activites or interests.
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You know it's going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with... "Are you sitting down?"
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02-18-2011 00:04
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it still technically a "walk of shame" if I rollerbladed?
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02-18-2011 00:04
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We're only 4 years away from when Back to the Future 2 happens.
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02-18-2011 00:03
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At least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture
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02-18-2011 00:03
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Things you can say when you have nothing to say: 1. It is what it is 2. It's just not meant to be 3. Everything happens for a reason 4. Word
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02-18-2011 00:03
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I really don't feel like "occasionally" stirring this
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02-18-2011 00:02
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We're responsible for most of what happens to us, the rest is probably Voodoo.
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02-18-2011 00:02
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What did things taste like before there were chickens?
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02-18-2011 00:02
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Roaches must be so pissed that they aren't ruling the world yet.
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02-18-2011 00:01
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I'm so hungry I even ate all the yellow Starbursts
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02-18-2011 00:01
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WTF?!? some homeless guy just dropped a stink pickle on the sidewalk in broad daylight, in the center of downtown.... Wow... Gotta love portland
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02-17-2011 22:57
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SWEET ! Bieber got lit up by C.I.S. , damn its only TV though...
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