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   messageicon Never take failure to your heart and success to your mind.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 10:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 08:44 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I'm sad I just sing, and then I realize my voice is worse than my problems.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 08:42 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not shy. I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 08:42 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear NASA, Your mum thought I was big enough. Sincerely, Pluto.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 08:24 by hovo | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wish that automatic doors would appreciate my existance...
←Rate | 02-18-2011 07:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Church sign reads, "Look at what's missing from ch__ch
←Rate | 02-18-2011 00:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon was editing my profile and couldnt figure whether to put masturbation under activites or interests.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 00:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know it's going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with... "Are you sitting down?"
←Rate | 02-18-2011 00:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it still technically a "walk of shame" if I rollerbladed?
←Rate | 02-18-2011 00:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We're only 4 years away from when Back to the Future 2 happens.
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   messageicon At least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture
←Rate | 02-18-2011 00:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Things you can say when you have nothing to say: 1. It is what it is 2. It's just not meant to be 3. Everything happens for a reason 4. Word
←Rate | 02-18-2011 00:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really don't feel like "occasionally" stirring this
←Rate | 02-18-2011 00:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We're responsible for most of what happens to us, the rest is probably Voodoo.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 00:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What did things taste like before there were chickens?
←Rate | 02-18-2011 00:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roaches must be so pissed that they aren't ruling the world yet.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 00:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so hungry I even ate all the yellow Starbursts
←Rate | 02-18-2011 00:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon WTF?!? some homeless guy just dropped a stink pickle on the sidewalk in broad daylight, in the center of downtown.... Wow... Gotta love portland
←Rate | 02-17-2011 22:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon SWEET ! Bieber got lit up by C.I.S. , damn its only TV though...
←Rate | 02-17-2011 21:56 Comments (0)  



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