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Police Station toilet stolen - Cops have nothing to go on.
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03-27-2010 14:16 by
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The cops came to my house earlier, claiming that my dog had chased someone on a bike. I said "Piss off, my dog doesn't have a bike!"
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03-27-2010 14:18 by
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REALLY annoyed. I got asked to leave the supermarket for doing what one of their supid signs said: "Wet Floor." Bunch of retards.
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03-27-2010 14:21 by
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I need some transition time from the weekend... can we drink during lunch breaks this week to get back to normal?
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03-28-2010 18:17 by
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I saw a K9 sheriff car with a bumper sticker that said "Got dope?"
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03-28-2010 18:50 by
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Sometimes when I see people I havent seen in a while, I think to myself... "Yeah... He's definitely been smoking crack."
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03-28-2010 19:15 by
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Friend: Someone who draws on your face while passed out. True Friend: Someone who posts pictures of said drawings on Facebook.
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03-28-2010 19:20 by
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This girl asked to take me out to dinner, I told her sorry I have a girlfriend. Her response... "Eatin' ain't cheatin'."
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04-10-2010 13:25 by
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In the Beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China.
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04-10-2010 13:27 by
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I don't like how Facebook asks "What's on your mind?" I usually just lie and live with the guilt.
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04-10-2010 13:28 by
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Actually it only takes me 1 drink to get drunk. The trouble is I can't remember if it's the 14th or 15th.
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04-10-2010 13:31 by
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I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldn't have to go downstairs and be disappointed.
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04-10-2010 13:34 by
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On a scale of 1 to "Me".. how smart are you?
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04-10-2010 13:38 by
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The biggest lie ever: I have read and agree to the terms of use.
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04-10-2010 13:39 by
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Hand jobs are like the WNBA a cheap imitation of something that men do better.
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04-10-2010 13:51 by
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Why do the guys at Footlocker get so mad when they can't force you to buy socks or extra shoe cleaner.
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04-10-2010 14:01 by
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I love it when the person's laugh is funnier than the actual joke.
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04-13-2010 19:58 by
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I do NOT have an attitude problem... Yes, I may have the attitude, but YOU'RE the one that seems to have a problem with it...
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04-14-2010 13:50 by
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Adam's first words to Eve: "Stand back, I don`t know how big this thing gets!"
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04-14-2010 13:51 by
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Don't hate me because I´m good, hate me because I know it!!!
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04-14-2010 13:52 by
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