BEGO Funny Status Messages

   In the rest of World When The boy meets the father its a Nice warm Welcome. In the south, The dad comes out with a gun and says boy you better treat my daughter right.(:

   If you love someone, then you have to let them go. If they come back, then they're meant for you, but if they don't, then you stalk them

   The best feeling i've ever had is making someone laugh after crying

   People always mean 50% of what they say when they are joking. "You are 200% idiot!" Don't get angry, I was joking!

   i am a member of the C.S.I cant stand idiots

   'Beautiful women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer'

   Everything happens for a reason. It's just that it's always too late when we find out.

   Hoping the hurricane washes up jersey shore!

   I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should: Go for it, slow down, or just stop.

   i didn't really change.. I just got tired of pretending..

   Never recycle a past relationship. Because if it didn't work out before, what makes you think it would this time?

   Love don't cost a thing." Except a lot of tears, a broken heart, and wasted years.

   Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part, keeping her is the real accomplishment.

   Facebook: A place where you discover that people you once respected can't even spell.

   OK Girls sorry to say this but Sometimes your knight in shining armor Guy is actually a dumb ass in aluminum foil.

   its better to lose a lover then to love a loser

   Do not be sad if people preferred another one on you .. It's hard to convince the monkey that strawberries sweeter than bananas

   I don't get jealous when I see my ex with someone new, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to someone less fortunate

   Stay strong; the best things in life are worth fighting for.

   to all you women out there...slow down on the make up...nuttin worse than falling asleep next to a"beauty" and waking up next to a "beast"