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   messageicon I feel like "cheeseburger" works better as a noun than as an adjective.
←Rate | 09-08-2010 15:17 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon It confuses me when I see a cougar wearing a leopard print sweater.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 12:44 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Given his pass completion percentage tonight, it's clear Favre just isn't handling balls like he used to.
←Rate | 10-12-2010 00:49 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just asked a guy at the Mac Store if the iPhone 5 will come with an app that makes AT&T not suck.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 21:34 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tony Romo out 8-10 weeks. Recognizing a great rebranding opportunity, Brett Favre just text messaged Romo a photo of a vagina.
←Rate | 10-25-2010 23:07 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Italy seizes $30 million from the Vatican in probe. Nice to finally see the Catholic clergy on the receiving end of a probe.
←Rate | 09-22-2010 16:30 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snooki hates the nickname "Snooki" and wants to go back to using her real name, "Dwayne Johnson"
←Rate | 03-31-2011 23:18 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sick of Canadians sneaking across the border and stealing our hockey jobs.
←Rate | 05-21-2010 02:25 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if those friends in low places have heard from Garth Brooks recently.
←Rate | 10-18-2010 14:39 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: Taco Bell to re-brand Itself as "64% Vegan"
←Rate | 01-28-2011 18:56 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lindsay Lohan's upcoming film could be derailed by her failed drug tests. That is, unless her acting gets to it first.
←Rate | 09-22-2010 16:25 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe it's just me, but I think throwing rocks and feces at Tila Tequila officially renders you a member of the Sane Clown Posse.
←Rate | 08-16-2010 15:09 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Mr. Ice Cream man: Please change your song.. That sh!t was played out in the 80's
←Rate | 05-16-2010 22:54 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I joined Earth, Wind & Fire, I think the element I'd want to be is Surprise.
←Rate | 11-29-2010 21:21 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon In new tape, Bin Laden 'furious' that Brian Wilson has scarier beard.....
←Rate | 10-29-2010 13:35 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon You guys, hear, about these, rogue commas, going around?
←Rate | 05-18-2011 20:10 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: Entire Kardashian Family Diagnosed With "Attention Surplus Disorder".
←Rate | 10-01-2010 17:37 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's to hoping next time Lady Gaga wears a dress made out of Justin Bieber.
←Rate | 09-17-2010 18:38 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roethlisberger has been suspended, which means that the NFL has a stricter policy on sex abuse than the Vatican
←Rate | 04-27-2010 13:14 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a guy today that had a bedazzled cell phone. I thought it was kinda gay..... but then thought he might have stolen the phone and he might be a thug. The whole thing confused me.
←Rate | 08-23-2010 12:52 by jdpower Comments (0)  



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