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I feel like "cheeseburger" works better as a noun than as an adjective.
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09-08-2010 15:17 by
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It confuses me when I see a cougar wearing a leopard print sweater.
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01-25-2011 12:44 by
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Given his pass completion percentage tonight, it's clear Favre just isn't handling balls like he used to.
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10-12-2010 00:49 by
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I just asked a guy at the Mac Store if the iPhone 5 will come with an app that makes AT&T not suck.
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06-15-2011 21:34 by
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I'm sick of Canadians sneaking across the border and stealing our hockey jobs.
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05-21-2010 02:25 by
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Italy seizes $30 million from the Vatican in probe. Nice to finally see the Catholic clergy on the receiving end of a probe.
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09-22-2010 16:30 by
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Snooki hates the nickname "Snooki" and wants to go back to using her real name, "Dwayne Johnson"
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03-31-2011 23:18 by
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I wonder if those friends in low places have heard from Garth Brooks recently.
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10-18-2010 14:39 by
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Lindsay Lohan's upcoming film could be derailed by her failed drug tests. That is, unless her acting gets to it first.
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09-22-2010 16:25 by
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BREAKING: Taco Bell to re-brand Itself as "64% Vegan"
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01-28-2011 18:56 by
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Maybe it's just me, but I think throwing rocks and feces at Tila Tequila officially renders you a member of the Sane Clown Posse.
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08-16-2010 15:09 by
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Dear Mr. Ice Cream man: Please change your song.. That sh!t was played out in the 80's
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05-16-2010 22:54 by
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If I joined Earth, Wind & Fire, I think the element I'd want to be is Surprise.
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11-29-2010 21:21 by
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In new tape, Bin Laden 'furious' that Brian Wilson has scarier beard.....
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10-29-2010 13:35 by
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You guys, hear, about these, rogue commas, going around?
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05-18-2011 20:10 by
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BREAKING NEWS: Entire Kardashian Family Diagnosed With "Attention Surplus Disorder".
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10-01-2010 17:37 by
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Here's to hoping next time Lady Gaga wears a dress made out of Justin Bieber.
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09-17-2010 18:38 by
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Roethlisberger has been suspended, which means that the NFL has a stricter policy on sex abuse than the Vatican
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04-27-2010 13:14 by
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I saw a guy today that had a bedazzled cell phone. I thought it was kinda gay..... but then thought he might have stolen the phone and he might be a thug. The whole thing confused me.
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08-23-2010 12:52 by
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If my blood alcohol was Butler's shooting percentage, I could legally drive.
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04-05-2011 00:31 by
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