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I plan on getting "sidewalk nap" drunk tonight.
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08-29-2012 02:40 by
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Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck
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03-29-2012 14:45 by
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If judging others is a sin, Santa must be going to hell.
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12-24-2011 20:54 by
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There is no "i" in "team." But there's an "i" in "Tim," and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team" so....there
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07-13-2012 23:29 by
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I like to throw a fake punch at a hooker's crotch. If she flinches, I know it's a dude.
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02-24-2012 12:46 by
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got a free iPad and iPhone today. It's like this gun is magic.
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09-21-2012 11:00 by
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Who else thinks their ringtone is the best, but when you're in public and it rings, it's the most embarrassing moment of your life?
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12-08-2011 11:13 by
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Fact: rihanna's face is 74% forehead
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04-10-2012 09:06 by
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White parents say, "Good morning, time for school" ...Black parents say, Getcha azz up, don't miss that bus
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12-16-2011 19:06 by
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I react to "Someone has tagged a photo of you..." in the same way I react to a doctor saying, "Your test results came back..."
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07-16-2013 16:38 by
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Girl's idea of Valentine's Day. (っ˘з(˘.˘ )♥ Guy's idea of Valentine's Day ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)
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02-10-2012 14:21 by
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Jesus had a snuggie first
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12-19-2011 22:28 by
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Some Where In The Ghetto there's a girl using her EBT card like it's a VISA. "What you mean it declined, try that shhit again".
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03-24-2012 22:03 by
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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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01-08-2012 16:36 by
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When the apocalypse comes soy sauce & ketchup packets WILL be our currency. Otherwise I've been collecting these for nothing
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10-27-2013 14:07 by
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My goal on Saturday is to spend the maximum amount of time being horizontal as possible.
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01-07-2012 13:13 by
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You had me at let's get divorced.
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09-01-2012 01:01 by
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How are we suppose to have flying cars if we can't even get AM radio without static?
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12-23-2011 11:37 by
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Those awkward car rides with people you barely know.
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12-31-2011 15:36 by
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Before you try to change others, remember how hard it is to change yourself.
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01-30-2012 11:17 by
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