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   messageicon LIKE if you remember having to REWIND a video before you returned it.
←Rate | 04-12-2012 12:07 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon I hate it when someone I don't like says something funny.
←Rate | 06-13-2011 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear radio stations, you do realize there are more than just 5 songs in the world, right?
←Rate | 01-19-2012 17:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some things are so awkward to say, but so easy to text message.
←Rate | 02-23-2012 21:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lazy rule #35: If you spill some water, it will eventually dry.
←Rate | 02-24-2012 22:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Phones get thinner and smarter, and people?! We get fatter and stupid.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 22:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you guys know that turning up the radio fixes almost all your car problems?! Crazy.
←Rate | 04-27-2011 12:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
←Rate | 11-25-2012 21:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope the Olympics has taught kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
←Rate | 08-06-2012 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon So thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside. Instead of apps and how many likes you can get on a selfie.
←Rate | 04-10-2015 22:47 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff.
←Rate | 03-07-2011 12:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage is like a late night phone call. You get a ring and then you wake up.
←Rate | 03-21-2011 12:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh look, it's raining outside. I think I'll go on Facebook and update all my friends that don't have a window of their own.
←Rate | 07-14-2012 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love you yet I hate you,its like I want to throw you off a cliff then run really fast to the bottom to catch you ..
←Rate | 07-10-2011 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls ignore nice guys, Chase a$#holes, Then they have the nerve to complain about it..
←Rate | 09-20-2011 20:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon This morning I put Red Bull into my coffee maker instead of water and now I can see noises.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it has become obvious that medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 16 and Pregnant? How come I didn't get my own show when I was 16? "16 and smart enough to use a rubber."
←Rate | 03-27-2012 19:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Note to vegetarians: My food poops on your food. Enjoy that salad!
←Rate | 10-14-2010 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ""When people cut you down. Or talk behind your back. remember they took time out of their pathetic lives, To think about you.""
←Rate | 02-02-2012 22:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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