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   messageicon I wanna be rich enough to have 11 little people who run out of my closet every morning dressed as a nascar pit crew to make my bed really fast.
←Rate | 03-22-2013 21:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yup, My girlfriend went out for drinks with the girls from her work... Can't wait for her to get back and tell me EVERYTHING that's wrong with me.
←Rate | 03-29-2013 21:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people look for a perfect relationship, but all I want is a cheeseburger that looks like the ones on commercials!
←Rate | 08-06-2012 22:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
←Rate | 12-20-2011 20:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when I'm trying to kill a spider but then I lose track of it and I become a victim in my own home
←Rate | 04-19-2012 20:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If girlfriend has no texts in their phone history, you are totally being cheated on.
←Rate | 02-21-2012 22:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, the good old days before Facebook, when you didn't care whether anyone "liked" you or not.
←Rate | 01-26-2012 21:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like when someone in a heated argument turns to me and says "You agree with me right?" What they are really asking is "Am I going to have to yell at you like this dumbass over here?"
←Rate | 05-19-2011 22:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon LIKE if you’ve already broke one of your New Year’s Resolutions.
←Rate | 01-04-2013 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's too many people out here who have the balls to state their opinion. But not enough balls to be that person who makes ish happen.
←Rate | 04-12-2012 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon LIKE if you remember having to REWIND a video before you returned it.
←Rate | 04-12-2012 12:07 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon Facebook account for sale, Friends included
←Rate | 05-27-2010 15:04 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon I hate it when someone I don't like says something funny.
←Rate | 06-13-2011 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some things are so awkward to say, but so easy to text message.
←Rate | 02-23-2012 21:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lazy rule #35: If you spill some water, it will eventually dry.
←Rate | 02-24-2012 22:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Phones get thinner and smarter, and people?! We get fatter and stupid.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 22:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
←Rate | 11-25-2012 21:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff.
←Rate | 03-07-2011 12:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage is like a late night phone call. You get a ring and then you wake up.
←Rate | 03-21-2011 12:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon So thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside. Instead of apps and how many likes you can get on a selfie.
←Rate | 04-10-2015 22:47 by BEGO Comments (2)  



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