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   messageicon So let me get this straight -- somewhere a huge NSA data center is storing untold terabytes of data with text like "lol my cat just did a funny" and "u looking good gf"
←Rate | 01-17-2014 22:26 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure what this might mean, but you can re-arrange the letters in Happy New Year to spell Wary Ye Happen.
←Rate | 01-03-2014 17:39 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happens if pasta touches antipasta?
←Rate | 12-29-2013 21:06 by markf Comments (1)  


   messageicon This just in: North Korea has sent a fax to threaten Seoul 'mercilessly without notice.' Bet Seoul is really scared -- back in 1982.
←Rate | 12-20-2013 10:58 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm concerned that America will lose the next time we are invaded because this generation will be too busy staring at their phones to notice.
←Rate | 12-17-2013 08:33 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember the first time a friend said he was going to introduce me to a "dog person." I was bummed at the way it turned out.
←Rate | 11-25-2013 13:22 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon remembering all those flashbacks from before
←Rate | 06-27-2012 15:56 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering what Hugo Chavez is thinking right about now.
←Rate | 12-19-2011 09:05 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon not thinking too much today, therefore I might not be.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 09:25 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that without Analytical Geometry, life is pointless.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 13:29 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to point out that it's not my fault that I never could learn to accept responsibility.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 11:02 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon confused. Oh wait, maybe not.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 10:58 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it is hilarious that the Wall St. protestors hate big corporations, wearing their GAP jeans, taking pictures with their Motorola camera phones, and drinking from Dasani water bottles.
←Rate | 10-09-2011 08:37 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon longing for the good old days when "Anarchists" were protesting for something other than more government.
←Rate | 03-31-2011 14:58 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon read that a new study indicates that 80% of children aged 0 to 5 are already exposed to some computer use. In response to show their concern, Apple Computer has announced the new iCrib to target the remaining 20%.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 11:24 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if a butterflies wish they could get a tattoo of a woman on their shoulder.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 09:02 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks "going to the gym" should mean more than just walking there and then walking home.
←Rate | 02-26-2011 09:01 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking that now the Government of Egypt has banned all internet traffic, do we just call it Gypt?
←Rate | 02-02-2011 10:48 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon wearing his ninja shirt today. It has ninjas all over it, but most people just think it's a blank shirt.
←Rate | 01-31-2011 11:36 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon somehow misplaced his copy of 'Organization for Dummies.'
←Rate | 01-02-2011 22:40 by markf Comments (0)  


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