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12-09-2010 08:14 by Nunthewizr
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So...I met this really nice girl at closing time last night. Granted, she's missing both her front teeth but Christmas is coming, right?!? I think it can work...
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01-23-2011 15:50 by Nunthewizr
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Really struggling on what to get my girlfriend for Valentines Day. I mean, I'd hate to get her the same thing as her Husband does. That would be embarassing.
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05-27-2011 20:25 by Nunthewizr
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OMG!!! I am so f'd up...I drank so much last night..i woke up in my own vomit! Party!....woohoo!..I just chugged more vodka to cure the hangover!.....(this didn't happen, just wanted to fit in in Facebook).
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10-23-2011 20:31 by Nunthewizr
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I stopped over at my dyslexic friend's house for coffee this morning, he was busy covering his "manhood" with black shoe polish when I got there. I said, "No, silly you're supposed to turn your CLOCK BACK!" Dyslexia is such a curse.