BEGO Funny Status Messages

   During a speech at Columbia University, founder of Microsoft, Bill Gates, said his rival at Apple, Steve Jobs, has done a fantastic job. Then Gates froze up and had to be restarted. :)

   A woman should know how to look like a girl, how to act like a lady, how to think like a man." :)

   I saw a girl with "GUESS" on her shirt. I said "fake?". she slapped me!!

   Falling in love is like jumping off a very tall building. Your brain tells you - it's not a good idea, while your heart tells you - you can fly.

   Some people would not be born if alcohol was never invented.

   You're so fake, Barbie is jealous

   95% of People who say, "Study! Study! Study!" during finals week are actually reading...Too bad they don't realize Facebook is not actually a book.....

   I can't be your knight in shining armor.....but I DO have aluminum foil!

   I think Girls are like drugs, they make you feel soo good, but then they end up hurting you and you still want more.

   I'm just a man but if you want I can still be your superman or prince charming! ♥

   girls are afraid to hear the words "its over" from her guy. And you know what guys are afraid to hear?"I'm PREGNANT!!!"

   When someone is so sweet to you, don't expect that they will be like that all the time because even the damn sweetest chocolate expires to..

   If you want a stable relationship.. get a damn horse

   To bad you can't photoshop your UGLY personality...

   If it's worth it, fight for it & if you lose it, at least you tried.

   Facebook is the ultimate weapon of couples' distraction and relationships' destruction

   Sometimes I wish I could just fast-forward through time, just to see if it's all worth it in relationship that we have..

   Life will always be like a roller coaster ride! Make sure your seatbelt is fastened and hold on tight because its full of thrills, screams, chills, fear, excitement, tears, laughter, joy, anxiety, and the will to do it all over again! "Life I tell ya!"

   ‎5 Words for us MAN to live by, "NEVER MAKE A WOMAN ANGRY."

   You're dating my ex? I ate a sandwich earlier, you want those leftovers too?