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It's national turkey club sandwich Friday. . .
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11-25-2016 18:00 by
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Duct tape can't fix stupid Hillary Clinton supporters, but it can muffle the sound.
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04-03-2016 22:13 by
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To my stalker, while you're in my neighborhood, can you deliver me a pizza. . .
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09-02-2014 16:13 by
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Aaa the economy. The only people doing good is some black guy, his wife, two daughters.. and they live in a big white house they don't belong in. . .
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06-25-2014 16:30 by
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And in the news today. Keith Richards is not dead yet. . .
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10-05-2017 15:27 by
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Just when I got the best place to hide a body, I forgot who I lent my shovel. . .
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07-21-2014 22:11 by
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No one WANTS to name one thing Obama has done. Ok I will, he's done no good. . .
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04-29-2015 19:37 by
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Any single women looking to sexually abuse a grown man, asking for a friend. . .
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01-14-2018 12:31 by
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Once upon a time a man was told to go f#ck himself and he lived happily ever after. . .
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02-18-2016 20:58 by
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Want to keep your man from cheating on you, give him more BJs and make him more sandwiches and reduce nagging by 100%
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09-20-2015 10:35 by
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Ok straight up, ladies. I love and respect all of you, but you all know how you can be when you're PMS'n. Do we really want a woman for president. I rest my case ! ! !
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10-10-2016 01:07 by
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To any of my single Lady friends, if your wish to have me naked for Christmas, private message me. Thanks.
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12-10-2016 13:54 by
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She wants to go steady she says, it will be great she said. Until she said, tell me your pass words. Over my dead body I said. . .
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03-03-2016 22:01 by
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You know how to pi$$ a liberal off. Make sense. . .
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06-05-2016 19:52 by
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I remember back in the 70's when Yoga was called Twister. . .
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08-11-2014 18:11 by
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Here's another way to pi$$ off a liberal.. tell them to obey the immigration laws. . .
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06-07-2016 22:48 by
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To any American who wants a better life, leave the country, denounce your US citizenship and come back as an illegal immigrant. . .
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11-30-2015 19:14 by
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Can someone please post a picture of your breakfast for me.. to encourage me to get to make my own. . .
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03-03-2016 08:18 by
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A bucket of ice water is no challenge. Now, a bucket of s#it from a portajohn is a challenge. . .
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08-18-2014 09:51 by
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I was going to moving to Russia if Hillary won the election. . .
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03-03-2017 23:47 by
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