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If you don’t like something change it... if you can’t change it....post it on facebook, so I can "like it" and laugh
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06-04-2013 21:26 by
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Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing it's idiot
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08-30-2012 21:40 by
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To show my support for all the democracy protesters in the Middle East, I am shaving my balls today(They were getting hairy and I needed an excuse)
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05-11-2011 18:16 by
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Wishes the protestors would occupy Iran, North Korea, & Syria, instead of Wall street
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10-12-2011 16:55 by
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Today I wish a Happy Easter to my Greek Orthodox and Russian friends. Your ancestors really sucked at reading the calendar.
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05-04-2013 16:26 by
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Happy pagan fertility goddess and spring solstice worship holiday everyone!!
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04-08-2012 14:26 by
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This year's national billiards tournament in Vegas was cancelled. Charlie Sheen bought up all the eight-balls.
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03-03-2011 11:48 by
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Dear English Majors: How did the word "Dingleberry" get it's name?
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12-11-2012 23:15 by
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Best Film went to a silent movie made by Frenchmen and Best Foreign film went to Iran. 2 sure signs the world is ending soon.
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02-27-2012 09:42 by
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I'm a proud supporter of the Occupy sesame street protest.
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10-13-2011 22:31 by
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On this day, 25 years ago, Geraldo Rivera opened Al Capone's vault. WTF is he still working?
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04-23-2011 22:57 by
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Bill and Ted wrote the best bible when they said "Be excellent to each other". no other commandments or words of wisdom needed.
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06-29-2011 00:19 by
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"if you haven't gotten laid using facebook, you're doing it wrong" - 90% of facebook users
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03-08-2012 22:47 by
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Why do I get no "likes" when I mention cocaine and strippers in the same sentence?
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08-03-2013 02:25 by
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I hope everyone's fridge gets knocked out in the storm. Bama voters will be in line for new food-stamps instead of voting.
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10-29-2012 15:27 by
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The 2 living Popes come from the final 2 remaining countries in the World Cup. Checkmate Atheists!!
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07-11-2014 11:38 by
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I'm buying 100 Gyro-bowls for Christmas. I'm tired of spilling my vodka when I stumble out of the bathroom. who wants one?
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12-11-2010 03:09 by
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If Jack Black and Jack White had a baby together, what name would they use?
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04-22-2018 18:08 by
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A vegan, a cross-fitter, and an atheist walk into a bar. Who does the bartender shoot first?
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05-30-2015 16:43 by
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If anyone believes Osama Bin Laden was really buried at sea, I have a bridge in New York I want to sell you.
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05-03-2011 03:02 by
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