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Who would have thought - even our death is manufactured in China
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03-11-2020 16:03 by
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Silly hairdresser, always puts my cape on backwards.
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12-31-2011 23:38 by
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"My phone's about to die." -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call.
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05-03-2012 18:32 by
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Not entirely sure what a "propriate" is, but apparently I'm in it.
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07-09-2012 10:01 by
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That moment of epic sadness when you shut down the computer and then you realize that you need it again.
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02-16-2012 16:13 by
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The only thing more stressful than a blind date is meeting a new drug dealer for the first time.
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01-13-2012 16:10 by
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Ladies, if you love a man, set him free. If he comes back he will be yours forever. If he doesn't, the new chick probably does anil.
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03-15-2012 11:42 by
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Ladies, easy way to tell if a guy is married? Look into his eyes, if there is any sign of life left, he's single.
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01-19-2012 23:51 by
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Independent women throw your hands in the air!!!! Whooooooo! Ok now put your hands down and go do some dishes.
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01-12-2012 08:53 by
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Waking up for work :(-_-) .. Waking up on a saturday: \( 'O' )/
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12-28-2011 17:31 by
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I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you here an arab counting down from ten your instincs kick in.
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01-05-2012 23:22 by
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Cop cars should play the jaws theme song
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06-09-2012 17:48 by
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| ( • )( • ) | Spongebob / ( • )( • ) \ Patrick ( (•)(•) ) Squidward | (•) | Plankton |•||•| Mr. Krabs
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03-04-2012 00:33 by
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hey hun!!!! The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.
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06-30-2013 17:49 by
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Highways need 4 lanes per side. A Nascar wannabe, a normal driver, an old people who drive 30 in a 70 and a where the hell am I lane.
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09-01-2012 10:25 by
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There's nothing like shaving off your beard to remind everybody why your face needed a beard
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04-12-2012 13:28 by
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BABY MAMA has replaced the word "WIFE"
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10-06-2012 11:34 by
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Don’t send me the 1 pic you liked lemme see the hundred you didn’t like
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07-04-2018 21:44 by
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I just sneezed on my phone and it made little rainbow sparkles all over the screen. I'm pretty sure that makes me a Wizard.
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04-06-2012 19:43 by
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I've just bought a 3D Kindle. Or a book as I like to call it.
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12-15-2011 23:11 by
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